Just one.
"Good morning, Mr. President."
"Good morning, Mr. President."
Can You Write A Horror Story In Two Sentences?
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He walked into the voting booth.
To his horror, politicians dominated the screen.
To his horror, politicians dominated the screen.
It was a long, stressful, terrifying day and all I dreamed of was getting home and cuddling in my favorite armchair.
I couldn't find the keys so I knocked but when my mother opened the door she looked at me angrily and muttered:
- Who are you and what do you want?
I couldn't find the keys so I knocked but when my mother opened the door she looked at me angrily and muttered:
- Who are you and what do you want?
....with all apology to Little Richard.....
-I hear ya knockin' butcha can't come in!
-oh YES....I can........
-I hear ya knockin' butcha can't come in!
-oh YES....I can........
I can do it in two words.............Justin Bieber!!!!
'Times up!'
"But I haven't even started.'
"But I haven't even started.'
Oh WHY WHY WHY? How can you be so cruel? Your mind is diiiirtyyyy and perverted and sick and insertappropriatewordhere
The man awoke screaming in pain and remembering the blinding flash that destroyed his retina`s. "You are safe you are safe now you are in Nagasaki" the doctor assured him.
The old man farted in bed for the last time.
Wife had her grandmother's letter opener under the pillow.
Wife had her grandmother's letter opener under the pillow.
Heheh. Better make sure my wife never reads this! 
Alone, in bed in my country mansion, staring at the black void all around me, I'm startled - I am on the ground floor - by a noise under the floorboards. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, and at that moment I knew they'd returned.
"Hello. We're from the IRS."
-"This will only hurt for a second" said the Doctor
-Then he pulled on his elbow length glove
-Then he pulled on his elbow length glove
I am smiling because I have an evil pizza. Eating it will make me eviller still.
Barrack Obama is still in office. The traitor president just declared martial law. (Now that's SCARY!) 
She dropped her cell phone. It landed in the toilet.
This sounds like a true story...
He went in after the phone and she closed the lid.