He farted.
Then he pulled the comforter over her head.
Then he pulled the comforter over her head.
Can You Write A Horror Story In Two Sentences?
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Took you long enough to find my little 'cookie' for you! I left some others here and there.....Not gonna happen mate.
Took you long enough to find my little 'cookie' for you! I left some others here and there.....
You're clever my friend, I'll give you that.
I'm starving right now Will be back after dinner for some more shenanigans (I like that word, it's fun to say!!).
If you like shenanigans, how about a nice leprechaunic shillelagh?
This pic is the dumbest I could find in 10 seconds, so:
This pic is the dumbest I could find in 10 seconds, so:
How do you pronounce shillelagh? Is the 'gh' at the end pronounced like an 'f'?If you like shenanigans, how about a nice leprechaunic shillelagh?
This pic is the dumbest I could find in 10 seconds, so:
Oh, that looks all backwards now. Looks like it should be pronounced shill-le-lof.
Took you long enough to find my little 'cookie' for you! I left some others here and there.....
Where are the other cookies ????
Or did GNT eat them ?
The next day she served him ex-lax with breakfast. Then quickly made a morning trip to the grocery store, staying there for the next two hours....
...oh sure, cookies vanish and the fat white guy*munch, gobble, snarf*gets blamed...it's a conspiracy man!....Where are the other cookies ????
Or did GNT eat them ?
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This sounds more like a true-life adventure......
Ehhh, could be... Not really.... I can't back that up...
Symbols, strange symbols, carved on his chest in a dream. The old record spins and the grooves sing in sympathy with his burning skin...
Symbols, strange symbols, carved on his chest in a dream. The old record spins and the grooves sing in sympathy with his burning skin...
*wink-wink*Ehhh, could be... Not really.... I can't back that up...
Next time just use a drop or two of Murine in his coffee. Works like a charm. I can back that up!Ehhh, could be... Not really.... I can't back that up...
Symbols, strange symbols, carved on his chest in a dream. The old record spins and the grooves sing in sympathy with his burning skin...
A vessel of sorrow says yes to a devil. A devil walks in sorrow to squeeze blood from the city.