"What is it you do for a living, Molly?"
Molly: "...I drive."
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I can't remember where E is!
'Alright, lil' darlin', I'm sure y'all have a purrrr-fectly good explanation for driving 100 miles per hour down my highway and I'm allowing how y'all would love to tell me all about it but y'all need to put away that there can o' tuna before I add bribery to your charges.'Here's a good one:
"I'll let ya go with a warning this time, but only because my wife's giving birth to a litter in the crawlspace."Here's a good one:
"Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!"
"Respect my authority - I'm a CLAW enforcement officer!!!"Here's a good one:
'How much is that lion in the window?' *sung to the tune of How Much Is That Doggie In The Window*
Here's a good one:
'Dear Marsha,
A young Molly Ringwald, in the midst of the night, attempting to ape Stephen.
Molly just can't catch a break...'Dear Marsha,
I hope this letter finds you in good health and even better spirits. I am writing to you to ask you something. Since you are The Moderator of Stephen King's message board, would you please ask your members to stop writing such nasty things about me and my acting abilities? It really hurts to read these things, especially late at night when I'm vulnerable and I have nothing in the universe better to do than to go to the SKMB. Thank you!
Sincerely,
Molly Ringwald
PS: I really like Mr. King's books!'
Dear Shelley Duvall...