Or hide them so even Rudolph can't sniff them out?
Does Giant Put Out Cookies For Santa?
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...I just found this in my e-mail cache....
That doesn't look like a jelly pistol......
...noooooo, but it might mean "bust a cap", and I don't mean "santa cap"....maybe I should start digging around for my Kevlar Christmas sweater.....That doesn't look like a jelly pistol......
I don't think the Giant allows cookies to be left out for any reason.......
...maybe that's why my digital scale reads "get off you fat bastard" instead of my weight.....
.....and Tracy hooks me by the nose when we go through or near the bakery section of any store....
Have they stopped putting out the free cookie samples because you were filling your cart with them?
...nope, the vendors just run in terror....and Sam's Club has pictures of me posted all over their stores on "Free Sample Saturdays".....
Posted near all bakeries and cookie shops........GNTLNT on the loose!!
I used to have that book! Wonder if it is one of the ones that is still around here. I am going to have to look later!
Posted near all bakeries and cookie shops........GNTLNT on the loose!!
Phew! At first I thought that title read Does Giant Put Out for Cookies for Santa. 
Phew! At first I thought that title read Does Giant Put Out for Cookies for Santa.
WoooooooHoooooooooooooooooo!!!
Change it Ms. Mod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAWthpegh.............
WoooooooHoooooooooooooooooo!!!
Change it Ms. Mod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAWthpegh.............
Phew! At first I thought that title read Does Giant Put Out for Cookies for Santa.
Because he's been a bad boy, I think GNT will be taking no chances.
Giant is the CEO of this......Cookie Executive Officer..........