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Hold him, hold him! Watch that tail, he'll whip your legs right out from under you! Teeth! Don't look him directly in the eye.Right! I've got him... look, I'm sitting on him! SOMEBODY HELP ME HOLD THIS SQUIRMING WORM DOWN!!!!
You ain't getting away this time bucko!
...oh my God, that was most excellent DJ...you get my official bow from the waist, triple throat tap and a double snap on that one!...