Exercise

[FlakeNoir]

Yer no fun.

Well, actually.... no, better not.

Are you saying my workout routine is too raunchy - or my top shelf abs are just too much for our unstable younger guests.

I saw that video at a mens health and fitness seminar - "do we get group discount if we sign up" some people just don't get a joke!


No worries - Ill keep trolling flake!

I laughed out (very) loud when I saw it... seriously funny stuff.

 

[Neesy]

Since Andy got back home from up North I no longer go to the gym after work - instead I just come directly home after work. I really should start back sooner rather than later - he is only here for 9 more days.

 

[GNTLGNT]

can't see it.....

...it's a cat smeared in cheezy poof dust.....

 

[GNTLGNT]

It happens.

...image shrinkage....

 

[not_nadine]

 

[blunthead]

can't see it.....

...it's a cat smeared in cheezy poof dust.....

Maybe I don't want to see it anyway, then.

 

[not_nadine]

 

[kingricefan]

'It puts the lotion on and places it in the basket or it gets the hose.'

 

[HollyGolightly]

When my Zumba teacher started making us do kicklines and dancing with partners and big groups dancing towards each other like The Sharks and Jets, I quit. I fondly called my Zumba class

Spoiler: very naughty

The zumba circle jerk.

We had a young instructor who wanted us to do that - circle dance

Spoiler

circle jerk

. I wish I'd thought to sing that song. We showed very little interest in it and that was the only time she tried.

 

[Dana Jean]

'It puts the lotion on and places it in the basket or it gets the hose.'

yikes!

 

[Grandpa]

Says the skinny guy in the jacket.

 

[Shoesalesman]

Run on the treadmill every morning for half an hour while listening to Metal. Satanic messages have a better time infiltrating my thoughts when I'm sweating and wheezing.

 

[blunthead]

I don't recommend exercise of any kind as doing so would mean a new, despicable level of blunt hypocrisy.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Saw that commercial on the television...the one about heart disease and one push-up? Cheerios, too...I think eating Cheerios is good for the heart. Haven't worked up the energy to start doing the one push-up a day. Meh. Apples look good...taste good. Bananas. Put em on ice cream, pour some chocolate on it? Good stuff, Menard. But yeah...guy I went to school with...he dies the other day. Had had surgery on his legs...or something...dunno what happened for sure...some kind of bleeding. We die young...my side anyway...the wife will probably live to be old. Work can be exercise...all the wrong kind I imagine. Shoulder bothers me time to time...maybe arthritis. Can't blame it on the cat. No cat. Rabbits out in the yard though...pesky little bassers...eatin the apple trees. Went out and put some orange fencing around em...snow will wipe that out soon. Walkin. Walkin is good for you. Probably the best thing you could do. Soon. There's no rhyme or reason.

 

[Neesy]

Saw that commercial on the television...the one about heart disease and one push-up? Cheerios, too...I think eating Cheerios is good for the heart. Haven't worked up the energy to start doing the one push-up a day. Meh. Apples look good...taste good. Bananas. Put em on ice cream, pour some chocolate on it? Good stuff, Menard. But yeah...guy I went to school with...he dies the other day. Had had surgery on his legs...or something...dunno what happened for sure...some kind of bleeding. We die young...my side anyway...the wife will probably live to be old. Work can be exercise...all the wrong kind I imagine. Shoulder bothers me time to time...maybe arthritis. Can't blame it on the cat. No cat. Rabbits out in the yard though...pesky little bassers...eatin the apple trees. Went out and put some orange fencing around em...snow will wipe that out soon. Walkin. Walkin is good for you. Probably the best thing you could do. Soon. There's no rhyme or reason.

I bet you get enough exercise just from your line of work Walt! and yes - walking is one of the best. I used to run when I was in my prime (but now I can't do it all the time!)

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I bet you get enough exercise just from your line of work Walt! and yes - walking is one of the best. I used to run when I was in my prime (but now I can't do it all the time!)

yeah...I was running when running wasn't cool, too...snow-covered shoulders and not just my pic...but that was fun trying to increase my stride snow puffing out...anywhere from two to eight miles a day. I'd empty the missile silos, today, someone asked me to run.

 

[doowopgirl]

I cycle about 8 miles a day backand forth to work. Half of it is uphill and half down. I run errand on my bike. I'm pretty sure thats enough.

 

[not_nadine]

 

[blunthead]

 

[17021jude]

Okay, here it is. Who exercises around here?

Hey no kidding, but when I was pretty little, I took off running with a pair of my mom's sewing scissors and fell and cut part of my left ear off, they sewed it back on and I have a scar now to show for my exercising of my youth!