Funny Movie Quotes

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Mantor

Deema sidekick
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The Jerk from Carl Reiner...

Grandma reading letter from Navie: 'My dear family, guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh, what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get.'

 

Kurben

The Fool on the Hill
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One of my faves are Some like it hot. In the finalscene Jack Lemmon (in a womans dress) is trying to explain to a millionaire why he can't marry him. First he tries a lot of excuses like i cant have babies and so on. In the end he gives up.
"Oh, hell, Osgood. I am a man!"
"Nobody's perfect"
 

Grandpa

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Mar 2, 2014
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After the Porsche is fished out of Lake Michigan:

"Who's the U-Boat commander?"

One of my faves are Some like it hot. In the finalscene Jack Lemmon (in a womans dress) is trying to explain to a millionaire why he can't marry him. First he tries a lot of excuses like i cant have babies and so on. In the end he gives up.
"Oh, hell, Osgood. I am a man!"
"Nobody's perfect"
The Seven Year Itch. Jack Lemmon is overcome with lust passion and madly kisses Marilyn Monroe. They fall off the piano bench and recover.

Lemmon (embarrassed): I'm sorry. That's never happened to me before.
Monroe (a little flustered): That's funny. It happens to me all the time.
 
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