God I'm Mold

[Moderator]

Toe Jam. MMMMMmmmm......

 

[jacobtlong]

In the words of Jethro Tull, "You're too mold to rock n' roll but much too young to die."

 

[EMARX]

There is nothing like the sensation as your thumb slides so easily into the mouldering flesh of the orange you were so looking forward to.

 

[Mr Nobody]

Isn't that a Bowie song?

You know, I'd actually started singing it.

"Nothing's gonna touch you in these Molden Years", indeed.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I've told the story of the OJ...but it's been awhile. Down & out in Florida...did have roommates there on NE 28th Avenue and I think I could have gone and gotten food stamps, but figured work would start soon. 'Til then, I sold my blood plasma and lived frugally. Had some peanut butter, potatoes, the essentials. One roommate had this jug of OJ in the fridge and after my third glass of cold tap water and ice cubes, I decided Bill wouldn't miss a swig. So...I opened the fridge door, bent in and reached for the carton, bringing it back and flipped open the spout as I stood with the door open. Tilt her back and got a mouthful. Of moldy OJ! Sink was close by. Looking at some of these pics brings back some less-than-fond memories. Good thing I opened this one when I wasn't eating anything. I think I saw that carton of juice on Ebay recently. There were ten bids and forty watchers.

 

[Neesy]

An acquired taste for sure! Smells a little too much like dirty feet to me but have eaten it on occasion. My first husband really liked it so tried to learn to like it when I was with him. Not coincidentally I haven't had it often since we split up.

I can only eat it in a creamy dipping sauce (like what you get at Boston Pizza or

Spoiler

Hooter's!

with the wings. They serve crisp celery sticks and carrot sticks sometimes with a blue cheese sauce.

 

[Out of Order]

I've told the story of the OJ...but it's been awhile. Down & out in Florida...did have roommates there on NE 28th Avenue and I think I could have gone and gotten food stamps, but figured work would start soon. 'Til then, I sold my blood plasma and lived frugally. Had some peanut butter, potatoes, the essentials. One roommate had this jug of OJ in the fridge and after my third glass of cold tap water and ice cubes, I decided Bill wouldn't miss a swig. So...I opened the fridge door, bent in and reached for the carton, bringing it back and flipped open the spout as I stood with the door open. Tilt her back and got a mouthful. Of moldy OJ! Sink was close by. Looking at some of these pics brings back some less-than-fond memories. Good thing I opened this one when I wasn't eating anything. I think I saw that carton of juice on Ebay recently. There were ten bids and forty watchers.

Should have mixed it with Vodka. Problem solved....

 

[EMARX]

Should have mixed it with Vodka. Problem solved....

or beer

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Should have mixed it with Vodka. Problem solved....

It put hair on my chest. Any hairless youngsters out there...take my word on it. And it made my eyes water.

 

[Out of Order]

In the words of Jethro Tull, "You're too mold to rock n' roll but much too young to die."

Great tune!

Mold Man by Neil Young is another favorite......

 

[Sundrop]

Should have mixed it with Vodka. Problem solved....

or beer

....or bourbon

 

[skimom2]

This is the only kind of mold I want to see:

 

[Neesy]

This is the only kind of mold I want to see:
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So when they made you, then they broke the mold?

 

[skimom2]

So when they made you, then they broke the mold?

OOH, I like that!

 

[Neesy]

OOH, I like that!

 

[Neesy]

Did she do her nails and then go gather up the grass clippings

 

[blunthead]

I mold, too. Like this...

 

[doowopgirl]

I'm queasy just looking at that.

 

[Neesy]

Me, too, doowopgirl (but it also looks like a good candidate for the compost bin!)

 

[arista]

Pennicillian for everyone.