...and the board says I must introduce myself before thrusting my opinions into a discussion about Dean Koontz over on the general discussion thread.
And so here I am.
I'm not particularly interesting, so if for some reason you had high hopes here, please allow me to dash them.
I live in West Virginia, I have a 20 month old daughter who likes to say the word "poop" way more often than is necessary, and I'm leaving for the beaches of southern Alabama in about five hours, where I will sit under an umbrella and read an old, dog-eared paperback edition of Christine.
This, my friends, is all you need to know.
Well, unless you want to know your future, which I can predict with 100% accuracy for a nominal fee.
...Just kidding.
Anyway, glad to be here, thanks to Stephen and his staff for making this site possible, and I look forward to interacting with you folks.
And so here I am.
I'm not particularly interesting, so if for some reason you had high hopes here, please allow me to dash them.
I live in West Virginia, I have a 20 month old daughter who likes to say the word "poop" way more often than is necessary, and I'm leaving for the beaches of southern Alabama in about five hours, where I will sit under an umbrella and read an old, dog-eared paperback edition of Christine.
This, my friends, is all you need to know.
Well, unless you want to know your future, which I can predict with 100% accuracy for a nominal fee.
...Just kidding.
Anyway, glad to be here, thanks to Stephen and his staff for making this site possible, and I look forward to interacting with you folks.