A person I used to work with, who recently left to pursue smaller and worse things, made a big show of walking around from person to person and asking their advice about deeply personal issues. ("I just realized that the guy I married two months ago isn't for me. I still have feelings for my ex, the one who's in jail for child porn, but it wasn't his fault. Anyway, I just had a miscarriage, but I want to get pregnant again. But I also want to leave my husband. My ex is about to get out of jail. I really want a baby. So I'm thinking I could maybe get pregnant now, leave my husband, and then by the time my ex is out of jail the baby will be born. My mom tells me I should just try to stick it out in my marriage, and wait a while to get pregnant? What do you think?") Needless to say we all agreed with her mom. Two months later, she's walking around, holding her stomach like she's eight months pregnant, with a sly, supercilious smirk on her face. ASKHOLE.