I much prefer this news article to the OTHER one that came out this week . . .

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muskrat

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Is it a musical? I can think of some great catchy show tunes for Misery, such as:

#1 FAN! "I'm your number one fan, that's what I am, only writing a book will get you out of this jam..."

Or:

HOBBLE ME "Hobble me...why not just hobble me...can't you see, I've been out of my room..."

Or maybe:

DIRTY BIRDY "Dir-teee, Bird-eee, such a dirty birdy Mr. Man..."

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muskrat

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I much prefer this news article to the OTHER one that came out this week . . .

Which other article?

I'm assuming they meant the "King is dead" fiasco.

Long live the King!

Oh, and here's one more dynamite Misery show tune:

Fugue for Psychos: I got the pig with me, her name is Misery, and there's a guy who's writing a book for me, can doooo, can dooooo...