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Dana Jean

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morgan said:
This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

What's the first question a Kardashian asks when she finds out she's pregnant?
Is it mine?

(Full disclosure: I changed it from a blonde joke to a Kardashian one. Thought it would be less offensive. :biggrin2:)
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Oh, I don't know. Any minute now Kim or Khloe or Rob will be demanding you go on an apology tour! :laugh: :rolleyes:
 
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fljoe0 said:
Take the Florida Man challenge. Google "Florida Man" and your birthday to see what kind of Florida Man you are

When I google Florida Man July 1, I get this

www.foxnews.com

Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets: police

A Florida man pelted his girlfriend in the "head and face area" with sweet and sour sauce packets on Sunday because he was angry she had "bought the wrong food from McDonald's," a felony battery complaint said.
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Something about a Florida man going "nuts" after aggressive squirrels take up residence in his home...:hammer:
 
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osnafrank said:
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What did the husky do to piss off his wife?
 
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fljoe0 said:
I had of of those big gross cane toads die in my shed a couple of weeks ago. I had to practically move everything out of there to find him. So gross. They don't have the decency to die out in the open they have to crawl behind stuff so you can't find them.
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Yuck. So sorry to hear that. But I'm happy you didn't end up like the couple in SK's short story!
 
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morgan said:
Jeezly Crow!!! Is that for real? I've read that frogs in the rainforest can be as big as cats. But in Florida??!
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Of course, like so many of our weird critters, they were imported here (I think from Africa). Australia has a big problem with them too. They were brought in to eat sugar cane grubs. They've been expanding their territory since the 30s. The first time I saw one in my county was in the late 90s. It was in my driveway and at first, I thought it was a cat. Then I had one of those "what the hell is that?" moments. The ones around here are not as big as the photo I posted but they are still big. When one dies in your shed, you need to get it out. :)
 
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Dana Jean said:
this reminds me. When all these things were coming out, my niece kept lol'ing me. And I was laughing and finally I said, "would you quit calling me "little old lady."

Needless to say, she had the last laugh.
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My mom thought LOL stood for Lots Of Love. When I texted her that we had just had an unknown object smash our windshield on I-95 and she responded with LOL I realized that she was using it incorrectly! :facepalm_smiley: :)
 
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