I’m Jealous Of The Big Threads 4

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fljoe0

Cantre Member
Apr 5, 2008
15,859
71,642
60
120 miles S of the Pancake/Waffle line
Some real headlines:

Florida man calls 911 80 times to demand Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed

Florida strip club offering free flu shots

Florida Man pleads not guilty to swimming naked with gators

Florida man arrested for calling 911 after his cat was denied entry into strip club

Florida mom jailed in Etch A Sketch attack

Florida man accused of attacking woman with swim noodle over watermelon dispute at Lowdermilk Park

Florida man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest

Florida man charged with lawn mower DUI

Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten by snake

Florida man arrested for giving people wedgies
 

Spideyman

Uber Member
Jul 10, 2006
46,336
195,472
77
Just north of Duma Key
Some real headlines:

Florida man calls 911 80 times to demand Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed

Florida strip club offering free flu shots

Florida Man pleads not guilty to swimming naked with gators

Florida man arrested for calling 911 after his cat was denied entry into strip club

Florida mom jailed in Etch A Sketch attack

Florida man accused of attacking woman with swim noodle over watermelon dispute at Lowdermilk Park

Florida man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest

Florida man charged with lawn mower DUI

Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten by snake

Florida man arrested for giving people wedgies
Yeppers-- that be Florida!!
 

hossenpepper

Don't worry. I have a permit!!!
Feb 5, 2010
12,897
32,897
Wonderland Avenue
Some real headlines:

Florida man calls 911 80 times to demand Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed

Florida strip club offering free flu shots

Florida Man pleads not guilty to swimming naked with gators

Florida man arrested for calling 911 after his cat was denied entry into strip club

Florida mom jailed in Etch A Sketch attack

Florida man accused of attacking woman with swim noodle over watermelon dispute at Lowdermilk Park

Florida man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest

Florida man charged with lawn mower DUI

Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten by snake

Florida man arrested for giving people wedgies
I'll thank you not to share my personal "bidness" online. M'kay?
 

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
29,007
162,154
New Hampster
Some real headlines:

Florida man calls 911 80 times to demand Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed

Florida strip club offering free flu shots

Florida Man pleads not guilty to swimming naked with gators

Florida man arrested for calling 911 after his cat was denied entry into strip club

Florida mom jailed in Etch A Sketch attack

Florida man accused of attacking woman with swim noodle over watermelon dispute at Lowdermilk Park

Florida man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest

Florida man charged with lawn mower DUI

Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten by snake

Florida man arrested for giving people wedgies
Looks like hoss has been busy...
 

Edward John

Well-Known Member
Aug 15, 2019
4,004
18,785
21
Some real headlines:

Florida man calls 911 80 times to demand Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed

Florida strip club offering free flu shots

Florida Man pleads not guilty to swimming naked with gators

Florida man arrested for calling 911 after his cat was denied entry into strip club

Florida mom jailed in Etch A Sketch attack

Florida man accused of attacking woman with swim noodle over watermelon dispute at Lowdermilk Park

Florida man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest

Florida man charged with lawn mower DUI

Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten by snake

Florida man arrested for giving people wedgies
This makes you wonder about the parents of Florida. :)
 

fljoe0

Cantre Member
Apr 5, 2008
15,859
71,642
60
120 miles S of the Pancake/Waffle line
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