I’m Jealous Of The Big Threads 4
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Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Awww - man! That's the one I would have liked to get (you're so lucky)Something about a Florida man going "nuts" after aggressive squirrels take up residence in his home...
Some real headlines:
Florida man calls 911 80 times to demand Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed
Florida strip club offering free flu shots
Florida Man pleads not guilty to swimming naked with gators
Florida man arrested for calling 911 after his cat was denied entry into strip club
Florida mom jailed in Etch A Sketch attack
Florida man accused of attacking woman with swim noodle over watermelon dispute at Lowdermilk Park
Florida man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest
Florida man charged with lawn mower DUI
Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten by snake
Florida man arrested for giving people wedgies
Florida man calls 911 80 times to demand Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed
Florida strip club offering free flu shots
Florida Man pleads not guilty to swimming naked with gators
Florida man arrested for calling 911 after his cat was denied entry into strip club
Florida mom jailed in Etch A Sketch attack
Florida man accused of attacking woman with swim noodle over watermelon dispute at Lowdermilk Park
Florida man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest
Florida man charged with lawn mower DUI
Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten by snake
Florida man arrested for giving people wedgies
Yeppers-- that be Florida!!
I'll thank you not to share my personal "bidness" online. M'kay?
Looks like hoss has been busy...
I feel like I need to explain further on the Mom etch a sketch one... So there was a 2 for 1 special on Jameson's...See?
Pssshhht. Flu is a globalist conspiracy!At least I know you got a flu shot.
This makes you wonder about the parents of Florida.
fljoe0 So, Joe, have you done anything to make the state of Flroida proud? Impersonated a cop? Giving out wedgies? Calling 911 for no reason?
fljoe0 So, Joe, have you done anything to make the state of Flroida proud? Impersonated a cop? Giving out wedgies? Calling 911 for no reason?
Just normal stuff like calling 911 when I didn't get the correct amount of tacos with my order.
fljoe0 So, Joe, have you done anything to make the state of Flroida proud? Impersonated a cop? Giving out wedgies? Calling 911 for no reason?
I stopped getting naked in public years ago.
Any advice on how I might follow suit?I stopped getting naked in public years ago.
Ah, you were in the newspaper I believe. "Naked Man in Public Screams: WHY IS THE SKMB ENDING? WHHHY?"I stopped getting naked in public years ago.