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Good to see you.Entered my post and this popped me in the face. I love it! Hahahhaha
I don't feel like looking for the Joke Thread so 'da hell wit it . . .I'm posting here:
Three hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly One asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly Two asks her, "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly Three walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down her britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. One hillbilly buddy says "ya know, I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it" . . .
. . .hind lick gets it done . . .
I'll be back later this weekend with prudy pitchers!