It's called you better feed the crocoduck!
Is he home again? Don't throw him any bread. He's just using you.
Don't be fooled by his ducky smile.
He's asked to borrow a few bucks.... good Lord where is he going tonight?
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It's called you better feed the crocoduck!
Is he home again? Don't throw him any bread. He's just using you.
Don't be fooled by his ducky smile.
Probably just going out to throw some darts and have some beers with the guys.He's asked to borrow a few bucks.... good Lord where is he going tonight?
Probably just going out to throw some darts and have some beers with the guys.
Well, looks you've got yourself a tradition breaking kind of Crocoduck......either that, or he thinks payday is on Thursday.On Thursday? That's a hump day tradition.....
He took my credit card....what's my limit? Uh oh.......
He just called.....said he's swinging by to pick up the chihuahua and do some salsa dancing.......He took my credit card....what's my limit? Uh oh.......
Did you know that when a crocoduck quacks there is a huge echo?
No! Did not know this! Does it sound like a huge scary duck? Or a combo of the two?
No, I was making a joke about the fact that an actual duck's quack doesn't echo. Figured a crocoduck would be opposite of that.
Careful holding a bag of cracked corn for them, people. They peck and pick pockets and hiss, and will take you down - if you are not fast enough to outrun them after.
This is why the idiom about being nibbled to death by ducks is so true!