So, maybe about a year ago, me and my youngest had a Stephen King marathon introducing her to some of my favorite Stephen King movies (which, really, is all of them), so, needless to say, she's become a fan - of the movies. So far, she's only read The Shining.
Aaaanyway, tonight, she's inviting her boyfriend over to watch Secret Window. I'm driving her to school and she says to me; "Mom, does Stephen King like his wife very much?"
I go, "They've been married for about 500 years, so, I would imagine so."
She thinks about this for a second and says; "I mean, I'm just saying he writes a lot about writers going nuts and murdering their families, don't you think?"
Me
wanting to defend my idol) Well, I mean, not really, only like...a few times...
E: ...
Me:...Well, he did do a lot of drugs back in the day. He's much better now.
Aaaanyway, tonight, she's inviting her boyfriend over to watch Secret Window. I'm driving her to school and she says to me; "Mom, does Stephen King like his wife very much?"
I go, "They've been married for about 500 years, so, I would imagine so."
She thinks about this for a second and says; "I mean, I'm just saying he writes a lot about writers going nuts and murdering their families, don't you think?"
Me
E: ...
Me:...Well, he did do a lot of drugs back in the day. He's much better now.