Invent Your Own Wise and Witty Sounding Quote or an Unreasonable Facsimile

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Mar 2, 2014
"Where there's a will, there's a won't."

Okay, that was Ambrose Bierce. Ummmm.... pressure's on.... something original, nothing I've heard before.... spontaneous....

"Alcohol hasn't improved my life, but I figure it's from lack of real effort."

Doc Creed

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Nov 18, 2015
United States
It is challenging to be wholly original. This year I came up with a witty saying, "A beard covers a multitude of chins." After some Googling I found George Michael had said it. That's okay, though. Sometimes, when unknowingly duplicating an idea or quote, it is reward enough to know you first conceived it on your own.
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