Actress Jodie Foster's real last name is Texas. She took "Foster" as a stage name because her agent told her parents (remember, she's been acting since she was a wee child) that people would forever think she was from Texas and associate her with their "Republican ways." I always assumed SK new this and used it as a shoutout of sorts to Ms. Foster.....Jodie Texas sat by me in Homeroom.....true story, ask anybody.....
And if any one believes that I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you.