Now that we have a few contestants, who's gonna be the judge?A pissing contest? ((((Cracks another beer....))))
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Now that we have a few contestants, who's gonna be the judge?A pissing contest? ((((Cracks another beer....))))
I nominate fljoe0 since he likes to write his name in the snow...I think he would be a fine judge!Now that we have a few contestants, who's gonna be the judge?
Doesn't matter anyway. Trophies aren't being given.I may be off a point here or there but according to Ancestry.com, I'm 76% English, 23% Scots/Irish (they lump it together but majority of genealogy research that's been done by family goes to Scottish rather than Irish lineage), and 1% Finnish which I blame on Vikings raiding Scotland and England. Any other lines were so minimal as to not be counted. No pissing contest intended--them's just the facts.
Snow? You mean sand...
That's a fabulous idea!!! I second the nomination
I know but when he is telling his stories he always says snow! Either way, he is highly qualified for the position.Snow? You mean sand...
Maybe we need a pee writing categoryI know but when he is telling his stories he always says snow! Either way, he is highly qualified for the position.
Definitely. Would not be a pissing contest without one!Maybe we need a pee writing category
Very well....just let me know when the contest begins....I know but when he is telling his stories he always says snow! Either way, he is highly qualified for the position.
I'll try and find out.Great Gramps was born in Jersey? What exit?
Maybe we need a pee writing category
Definitely. Would not be a pissing contest without one!
Contest starts at midnight. We have to give participants time to save up.Very well....just let me know when the contest begins....
((((crosses legs and holds breath))))
fljoe0 We need you!Very well....just let me know when the contest begins....
((((crosses legs and holds breath))))
Oh phew! I thought OoO was in trouble there for a second.Contest starts at midnight. We have to give participants time to save up.
Save up....what am I a camel???Contest starts at midnight. We have to give participants time to save up.
We're not calling you Clyde, no matter how much you beg.Save up....what am I a camel???
(((checks back for one or two humps)))
If he gets too full, we'll just pop him with the stickOh phew! I thought OoO was in trouble there for a second.
If he gets too full, we'll just pop him with the stick