Well, all I have to say is, if you are going to be buried, put a note in there that explains all personal aspects of your life.
You've seen pictures of that famous bog guy with a rope around his neck? Tolland Man.
"Scholars believe the man was a human sacrifice rather than executed criminal because of the arranged position of his body, and the fact that his eyes and mouth were closed."
Wrong. I think it was autoerotic asphyxiation. He was out in the bog, minding his own business, doing his thing and BOOM! dead. Fell in a bog and becomes some human sacrifice showcased in a museum.