No Coke, Pepsi!

[Neesy]

No soda, just a box of baking soda
Can I get a mute button for the phone?

 

[blunthead]

No phone, just you.

Can I get plastered?

 

[EAST COASTER]

No just dry - lined

Can I get a witness?

 

[blunthead]

No witness, just forensics.

Can I get a balloon?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

No witness, just forensics.

Can I get a balloon?

No balloon, just a bag of split-shot sinkers.
Can I get a Bridgeport Milling Machine?

 

[blunthead]

No machine, just the whole mill.

Can I get a Brautigan book?

 

[Neesy]

No Ted Brautigan book, just Anthony Hopkins
Can I get the wardrobe with fur coats in the back?

 

[blunthead]

No fur, just bare skin.

Can I get a kitty?

 

[Neesy]

Only if you win at cards
Can I get people with good communication skills?

 

[king family fan]

No people with good communication skills,just poor behaviors.
Can i get an eggo?

 

[blunthead]

No eggo, just Lego.

Can I get a prune?

 

[Neesy]

No prune, just a plum
Can I get the California Raisins?

 

[blunthead]

No California, just Mexico.

Can I get unabashed?

 

[Neesy]

No unabashed (but I did use to read the unabashed dictionary), so yeah - just a Playboy magazine
Can I get a boogie woogie dancing boy?

 

[king family fan]

No boogie woogie dancing boy,just a dead tired working girl.
Can I get an appointment?

 

[Neesy]

No appointment, just a walk in clinic
Can I get some gummy bears?

 

[king family fan]

No gummy bears,just Dino fruit snacks.
Can I get a new novel to read?

 

[Neesy]

No new novel (not until Mr. Mercedes comes out)

Can I get relief from my headache?

 

[EAST COASTER]

No relief, just a short respite

Can I get a new identity?

 

[Neesy]

No new identity, just same old East Coaster!

Can I get a whole meal biscuit with butter?