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No police, just citizen's arrest
Can I have a first edition book?
No Kleenex, just shirts.
Can I have the Home Depot?
No floss, just use your tongue.
I'll have some fries.
Nowhere to sit. Stand. Over there.
Gimme a coke.
No match - have a Q-tip dipped in lighter fluid and set alightThe dispenser quit working on that one, how about a Tab?
can I have a match or a Q-tip?
No, you can't - just "take it or leave it"No pillow, just belly.
Can I have whatever I want?
No big salad, just ElaineNo style, just fried.
Can I get a big salad?
No chocolate, just Nutella.
Can I get a poached egg?