Not Going To Get It
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WooHoo!Until Father's Day....................
17 days/14hours/ approx 52 minutes till June 21.
I'm getting it as soon as I get a free moment to get to the store and buy it.....
I could tell you a story to help pass the time, if you like.......Me--------------->>>>>>>>>
Maybe......Does it involve haunted plantations and slapping?
Why is it on Mother’s Day it goes like this... “Honey would you like breakfast in bed, why don’t you just relax today, we got you a present to open later, I’ll take care of everything and we’ll go out for dinner this evening.” And on Father’s Day it’s... “You’re their father, take your kids and go somewhere, do something, and get out of my hair!” I’ve come to believe Father’s Day is really Mother’s Day 2, in evil disguise.
Why is it on Mother’s Day it goes like this... “Honey would you like breakfast in bed, why don’t you just relax today, we got you a present to open later, I’ll take care of everything and we’ll go out for dinner this evening.” And on Father’s Day it’s... “You’re their father, take your kids and go somewhere, do something, and get out of my hair!” I’ve come to believe Father’s Day is really Mother’s Day 2, in evil disguise.
Well, I've wizened up in my old age. I used to ask for a lawn mower or a weed whacker (quiet Sunny
) and my wife would get it and then say "aren't you going to mow the the lawn?" Or some such. Now, with the asking for a book, I can sit around all day, drink beer and read.
Then you’ve got a real gem there, and hang onto her. Mine would say... "There’s plenty of time to read and drink after you've cut the lawn and done the weed whacking."Well, I've wizened up in my old age. I used to ask for a lawn mower or a weed whacker (quiet Sunny
Maybe.....but with a slightly scarier twist.....
It's because you fathers helped to create the wonderful children, and we don't want you to feel deprived of their company.....therefore, us mothers encourage you to spend an entire day with the little darlings.....for your own enjoyment.Why is it on Mother’s Day it goes like this... “Honey would you like breakfast in bed, why don’t you just relax today, we got you a present to open later, I’ll take care of everything and we’ll go out for dinner this evening.” And on Father’s Day it’s... “You’re their father, take your kids and go somewhere, do something, and get out of my hair!” I’ve come to believe Father’s Day is really Mother’s Day 2, in evil disguise.
Weed whackers are dangerous....I've been warned to stay away from them......Well, I've wizened up in my old age. I used to ask for a lawn mower or a weed whacker (quiet Sunny
Yes, I know you asked me to be quiet......and I tried. It didn't work out.
...not going to get it.....said no husband ever when the better half is in the mood....
...my copy will arrive from the Stephen King Library by burro....
It does......we enjoy the children all day, every day.Shouldn't that work for mom also?
Father's Day is your turn......now shut up and take the kids out so I can have a bottle of wine in peace!!