I just heard on TV that a suspect was arrested on a "charge of battery".
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No, just a thread people can add to.Are you wanting this as a game, blunty?
If you keep adding to a thread you end up with a piece of cloth.......No, just a thread people can add to.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
No dating with fellow employees allowed, just copulation.Real life one - on the job....
Had a memo go out with a large document which said: "Intracompany reproduction is encouraged"
Hmmm, so dating not allowed between employees, but......
I saw Stephen Colbert introduce his show one time something like this:A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A hearse is chugging up a hill when the casket inside rolls to the back, hits against the back doors, which spring open, and the casket falls out of the back, still on its wheels, and starts careening down the street! Back and forth, bouncing off of cars, sending terrified pedestrians jumping aside. At the bottom of the hill is a drugstore. The casket crashes through the doors, skidding down the main aisle, items flying and scattering off the shelves, until it comes to a pinwheeling stop at the pharmacist's counter in the back of the store.
As it hits the counter, the casket lid flies open! The man inside sits up and says to the startled pharmacist: "You gotta give me something to stop this coffin!"