Your insensitive comments can't get through my thick...er, coat.
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At the very worst part of a woman's labour is the time she can finally realize what it's like for men to have a slight cold.
I’m sure I’ve pulled more bandaids off myself during my lifetime than children you’ve birthed.Men are wimps.
You can't pull a bandaid off, and I gave birth to two HUMAN BEINGS.
can't argue that one.
The worst form of torture for those of cursed with body hair is having to remove a band-aid after a doctor's visit. You hairless apes will never know the suffering.
Band-aid is off with zero leaky tear-ducts. So there.
I'm going to lie down for a while now.
Looks a tad pervy but hey, I'd go for it.
Someone at work gave my mom a zucchini that's as big as Evander Holyfield's thigh. It would probably make ten loaves of zucchini bread. Too bad her oven's broken. Might have to grate it all and freeze in baggies for future use. 
dammit! I hate when I do that!
I don’t think there are any beavers on the board, go find some at the zoo if you want something dammed.
The bat has marked your house DJ. Don’t invite it in. It can’t come into your house unless it’s invited. Don’t look it in the eyes either, it takes your stare as a sign that you’re challenging it’s dominance over your patio....or is that a bear that you don’t do that to????? the one without the wings....
I will now approach my patio umbrella like a Special Operations Ninja.The bat has marked your house DJ. Don’t invite it in. It can’t come into your house unless it’s invited. Don’t look it in the eyes either, it takes your stare as a sign that you’re challenging it’s dominance over your patio....or is that a bear that you don’t do that to????? the one without the wings....
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