Random Thoughts 3

[Sundrop]

All this hand washing has given me dry skin on my hands

 

[fljoe0]

Pennsylvania has a few unique town names.

Asylum, PA
Blue Ball, PA
Climax, PA
Intercourse, PA
Lover, PA
Virginville, PA

I used to drive though Intercourse all the time in my younger days hoping to get lucky. Unfortunately the Amish there had a different set of values, and often called me a heevahava. I avoided Virginville like the plague.

I had a girlfriend from Asylum once but she broke up with me because I wasn't ready for commitment.

I was supposed to meet someone in Climax but I got there too early.

 

[Out of Order]

You don’t have one for Blue Ball?

 

[Ceefor]

I had a girlfriend from Asylum once but she broke up with me because I wasn't ready to be committed.

I was supposed to meet someone in Climax but I got there too early.

(ahem)

 

[Sundrop]

I had a girlfriend from Asylum once but she broke up with me because I wasn't ready for commitment.

I was supposed to meet someone in Climax but I got there too early.

 

[Edward John]

I had a girlfriend from Asylum once but she broke up with me because I wasn't ready for commitment.

I was supposed to meet someone in Climax but I got there too early.

How nice of the orderlies to admit you to the Asylum to meet your girl, credit to them!

 

[Edward John]

I have family members older than you

My uncle has vinyl's which are older than you.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I had a girlfriend from Asylum once but she broke up with me because I wasn't ready for commitment.

I was supposed to meet someone in Climax but I got there too early.

I take it you'll be here all week and want us to tip our waitresses?

 

[Edward John]

I take it you'll be here all week and want us to tip our waitresses?

And have the laugh track going.

 

[Wayoftheredpanda]

My uncle has vinyl's which are older than you.

I own vinyls older than me

 

[wolfphoenix]

I own vinyls older than me

Lol, we all do!

 

[Edward John]

I own vinyls older than me

Buck's Steinberger is probably older than us.

 

[Sundrop]

Omg, this is hilarious

 

[Dana Jean]

Omg, this is hilarious

I am not messing with Robert Lee and his Cullman Liquidation crew. They are a hardcore looking bunch of mo fo's. I'm surprised he didn't whack his jaw with that chainsaw, but of course, it wouldn't hurt his feelings.

 

[Sundrop]

I am not messing with Robert Lee and his Cullman Liquidation crew. They are a hardcore looking bunch of mo fo's. I'm surprised he didn't whack his jaw with that chainsaw, but of course, it wouldn't hurt his feelings.

I guess after your wife's boyfriend breaks your jaw with a fence post, nothing hurts your feelings

 

[Dana Jean]

I guess after your wife's boyfriend breaks your jaw with a fence post, nothing hurts your feelings

The five blows by a crescent wrench was pretty impressive too.

 

[Edward John]

Omg, this is hilarious

I'll give him a phone!

 

[osnafrank]

Hmmm, it`s past 10 p.m here, so it`s past 4 p.m. EDT
Moderator is still online...or is it a hallucination ?

(note to myselfo not add Whisky to Corn Flakes)

 

[wolfphoenix]

Hmmm, it`s past 10 p.m here, so it`s past 4 p.m. EDT
Moderator is still online...or is it a hallucination ?

(note to myselfo not add Whisky to Corn Flakes)

......and NEVER beer in raw oatmeal!
Coca-Cola's good though....
In the oatmeal that is, I don't know about corn flakes.

 

[Out of Order]

......and NEVER beer in raw oatmeal!
Coca-Cola's good though....
In the oatmeal that is, I don't know about corn flakes.

Coke is good in rum....