Hubby just ran into a liquor store to pick up some beer and while paying, a man and his girlfriend/wife rolled up to the drive-thru. (Yes, we have drive-thru liquor stores. Not the point of the story though.
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The man says, "I just bought a couch and chair and I'm never going to hear the end of it so I need some beer." And the woman sitting next to him is just
The couch and chair were in the back of the pickup and it was
camouflage.
I told hubby I'd be pretty peeved if he brought home camouflage furniture too.