Roseanne

[not_nadine]

Huge Roseanne fan. I also didn't care for the lottery win.

Do you remember the last spoken words of the series?

Spoiler

"Stephen King started this way."

No, I don't remember this at all! I will have to go look!

Roseanne cast reunites for revival table read | EW.com

 

[not_nadine]

Spoiler

 

[Doc Creed]

Spoiler

Roseanne: You could try the

Spoiler

rhythm method

Becky: Does it work?
Roseanne: I don't know. Ask your brother.

Lol

 

[not_nadine]

"Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?"

 

[Doc Creed]

"Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?"

I remember that one.

 

[not_nadine]

I remember that one.

When she was trying to talk to DJ through the door! Dj DJ DEEjay

 

[kingricefan]

I am so totally excited to see this show come back on. I watched every episode!!! I think that they are going to ignore the last season and just pretend that nothing happened to Dan and that the two girls didn't end up with each others boyfriends. I have a reoccurring dream about Roseanne and that she and I are friends and hang out together and have a blast. Yea, I know, whackadoodle time, right? I have the same reoccurring dream about Stephen King and we're friends now. Right, Steve? Right?

 

[kingricefan]

"Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?"

I remember that one.

When she was trying to talk to DJ through the door! Dj DJ DEEjay

Hey, it's legal now!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[not_nadine]

Then they all say DJ

 

[Doc Creed]

When she was trying to talk to DJ through the door! Dj DJ DEEjay

Hey, it's legal now!!!!!!!!!!!

Then they all say DJ

Not legal in Alabama.

 

[not_nadine]

Not legal in Alabama.

 

[kingricefan]

Not legal in Alabama.

Roseanne doesn't take place in Alabama. You could always cross a border to find a place where it's legal, Doc.

 

[Doc Creed]

 

[FlakeNoir]

I have the Kiwi version of Roseanne Barr... she is my aunt. Funniest f'king woman I've evah met. Hilarious.

 

[mal]

I liked the show in the early years but like everyone else, I lost interest after a while.

I remember before the show when Rosanne did standup, she was hilarious. One of my favorite jokes is when she said something like, "Yeah, I've got six kids. That just means I breed well in captivity."

My fave stand up line of hers was "Does my fat a** make my a** look fat?"

 

[Wab]

Was never able to sit through an entire episode.

 

[kingricefan]

Was never able to sit through an entire episode.

'Cause you were giving a standing ovation?

 

[misery chastain loves co.]

Huge Roseanne fan. I also didn't care for the lottery win.

Do you remember the last spoken words of the series?

Spoiler

"Stephen King started this way."

That's awesome! I didn't remember that!

 

[misery chastain loves co.]

I loved this show. They had THE best Halloween episodes and end credit sequences. I agree with the lottery win as well. Totally jumped the shark with that. The reason the show was so good was because they were normal middle class people like most of are with regular struggles. I also want to marry Dan(and I don't want to get married! ) My only hope is that they don't make it political like the Will and Grace reboot did.

 

[Tery]

But I thought they killed Dan off?