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I'm too apt to be able to do this.....Words I Invented:
1. too
2. able
3. apt
I get a quarter every time someone uses those words.
And now a herd of Nerf Buffalo, just shows to go you, we never knew.
memories...pressed between the pages of my mind, pressed between the cheeks of my behind...
Mortimer Nerf; lessons yet unlearned, unearned by you and I
The Nerf, on his own turf, worth his weight in alligator boots, a hoot when he gets lifted--a gifted man, like Rodeo Dan, has fanclubs, glossy photos. Just shows to go you, nobody knew--we hadn't the foresight that night. He put up a fight afore he went down, with a sound like pickled fury. The scurry of barmaids making for the door--seen this show before, channel fifty-five, late-nite.
Next up: Dwight Frye and his amazing electric vivachord accordion.
Next week: The Slithering of the Bumps, chpt.IV; Our Winter of Impotency
Leave 25 cents in the jar by the door on yer way out, this drivel ain't free, y'know.
75¢I'm too apt to be able to do this.....
There's a Chauncer nobody caught that.....Some are slow on the Updike....
Cell .......not impressed so far