Sk Fans? Then Why The Non Sensical Thread Topics?
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Couldn't agree more. You guys, Tara's right. Things are simply way too silly around here, too much sullying going on, and it's high time somebody put a stop to it. Silly stuff, like what's been happening here, oh, it's all fun and frolick at first, sure--but sooner or later someone loses an eye or forecloses on some widows mortgage (you know, them twirling mustache types), somebody gets their feelings hurt or their shirt won't come clean. I've seen it happen, folks; damn it, I was there, knees deep in the sweeping hordes of outrageous snorkeling, forked over my fair share of THE GOOD LIFE...
Folks, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this thread's done, why, we'll go down to the islands & I'll roll around and laugh with alla yez. You'll find me a different person down there. But right now we have an obligation to keep this site on the up&up, see--no more of this 'twirling-our-mustaches' nonsense. Gosh, kids, I just don't know what to say. Not angry, no...just downright disappointed.
And now, folks, Mr. Dean Martin:
I'm at heaven's door, inamorata...want you more and more, inamorata...
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You say true, Muskie. I have already shaved my mustache, cleaned up all the sully I could see around the keyboard Sully hides, ya know... kinda like Fornets.
You're a symphony the very beautiful, sonata my innamorata...Say that you're my sweetheart, my love
You can see Dino do that one in Artists and Models, one of them Martin & Lewis classics. You can see Shirley MacLaine do it, too--trying to woo Jerry, very silly stuff. Young, cute, quirky Shirley MacLaine. Mmm. Before she went all out on a limb and thought she was Abe Lincoln.
But really, who hasn't thought they were Abe Lincoln at least once in their life? I did six months as Winston Churchill and didn't even know it.
No! Yer mustache was my favorite part!
No, I most assuredly did not! Not Winston, you're thinking of Eleanor Roosevelt. Indeed, I went though about seventy eight pair of panty hose doin her--but yeah, I was aware of what I was doing, had every intention of strutting my stuff as the WWII-time First Lady (a shady way to earn a buck, no question), so there's that. And, of course, there's the three years I spent as Tom Selleck's mustache--but let's not dig up all of that nonsense. I've long since apologized and moved on.
You musn't judge, no...you cannot fathom how dearly I've suffered, how I've ruptured spleens and goosed the dean of Horlicks University; I rode the penny-whistle electric train with a brain worn smooth from use, suffered such abuse like few have known. Shown the difference between Fruit Stripe chewing gum and Boston Baked beans, I'll always choose the middle one.
Hey kids, collect all thirty and recieve a free Glow-in-dark throat lozenge! Act now and SAVE,
Never apologize for Tom Selleck's mustache!!!
Shirley MacLaine? Baberaham Lincoln!? Babio Majoris... she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her..... well, back in the day maybe...... The royal families with the reptilian bloodline channeling through her these days no doubt... Annunaki, who's there? Your ancient Sumerian overlords... You bring meaning to my life, you're my inspiration.. wanna have you near me wanna have you hear me say, yeah, no one needs you more than I need you... (cue scene from Supernatural where the frat boy is couples-dancing under the disco ball with the little grey alien)
I just tried this. I got 14/15. I'd never seen that Dark Half cover before.