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SPOILERS!!!!..... my pagan astrological musings.....SPOILERS!!!!!

Discussion in 'Duma Key' started by Marrena, May 5, 2014.

  1. danie

    danie I am whatever you say I am.

    Well, yeah, there's that one.
  2. DiO'Bolic

    DiO'Bolic Not completely obtuse

    Finally, something in this astrology stuff that makes sense... dudes and dudettes.

    The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do. Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.

  3. César Hernández-Meraz

    César Hernández-Meraz Wants to be Nick, ends up as Larry

    And that comes right after I am saying "(don't) let the sunshine in". :biggrin-new:
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  4. Moderator

    Moderator Ms. Mod Administrator

    Well, at least the p*ssing off part. ;;D
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  5. DiO'Bolic

    DiO'Bolic Not completely obtuse

    LOL. Well, let’s see what is says about Capricorns.

    Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ass. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard. In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's cockeyed system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns.

    Hmmm... They believe Trump’ a visionary. Why, Ms Mod... have you been holding out on us? :)
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  6. Moderator

    Moderator Ms. Mod Administrator

    I'm not a Capricorn. I'm an Aquarius but considering what you posted above about them, whoever wrote these is full of crap (except for the part about you p*ssing everybody off). Although, now that I look more closely at some of the traits for a Capricorn and thinking about Donald Trump's character traits, they might have gotten that one right.;)
  7. DiO'Bolic

    DiO'Bolic Not completely obtuse

    There is one other message board I post to on occasion (but definitely not a much as here). It’s the largest public forum in Europe on US Politics, and the majority of members are socialists - and proud of it. I think I’ve p*ssed off the entire European Union, and have been told as much. Many don’t seem to believe Conservative/Tea Party types actually exist in real life and are just some made up caricature of the US media to be belittled. I believe they consider me 100% bonkers, or am secretly P.J. O'Rourke posting under an alias. ;)

    Today the US and Europe... Tomorrow the World! :)
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2016
  8. Moderator

    Moderator Ms. Mod Administrator

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  9. DiO'Bolic

    DiO'Bolic Not completely obtuse

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  10. Dana Jean

    Dana Jean Reformed Dirty Pirate Hooker Moderator

    hey hey hey hey -- I'm a Capricorn.
  11. DiO'Bolic

    DiO'Bolic Not completely obtuse

    Cooooool... mod fight! :)
  12. Moderator

    Moderator Ms. Mod Administrator

    They got it wrong for you, too. ;)
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  13. DiO'Bolic

    DiO'Bolic Not completely obtuse

    Nice save. :rolleyes:
  14. Moderator

    Moderator Ms. Mod Administrator

    You didn't really expect a cat fight, did you? ;;D We Mods have to stick together. :smile2:
  15. DiO'Bolic

    DiO'Bolic Not completely obtuse

    One could always hope. ;):)
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  16. Towerbent BreakSlinger

    Towerbent BreakSlinger Well-Known Member

    I was going to tease you about how childish this was, but I can’t even lie, that made me laugh, too.
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