...my god!...I knew about the woodchipper-who doesn't?...but she blinded her own Mother?????.....
Steve's Garbage Truck
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Marsha's not going to 'Trump' you!
Hahaha... no, I'm more afraid of letting her down than than being afraid of her. (She's teeny-tiny... ) 
I heard that Marsha once shot a man for snoring. 
No excuses for snoring. One strike, you're out.I heard that Marsha once shot a man for snoring.
From Wikipedia re: The Maine Campus - "After writing a few articles and essays for The Maine Campus, Steve decided to approach the editor, David Bright, about writing a weekly column. Bright gave him the go-ahead, and his first column appeared on February 20, 1969. Steve christened his column "The Garbage Truck" because, as he put it, "You never know what you're going to find in a garbage truck." From the beginning, Bright liked Steve's writing, but he wasn't overly fond of the nerve-racking style in which Steve cranked out his columns. AN hour before the deadline with no column in sight, Steve would show up at the paper's office. Bright, wringing his hands, would tell Steve how many column inches he needed to fill for that issue. Steve would then sit down at one of the big, hulking green typewriters in the newspaper office and bang out his copy, letter-perfect with no cross-outs, no corrections, no crumpled-up pieces of paper, and meet his deadline with moments to spare"
Followed by woodchipper clean up in Aisle 1. I knew that swamp land would come in handy.I heard that Marsha once shot a man for snoring.
Marsha's Revenge:
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I tried to post a GIF, but the file was too big. And sort of gross--lol. (One of my favorite horror comedies)
...I know a coupla gravel pits with nearby pig farms.....Followed by woodchipper clean up in Aisle 1. I knew that swamp land would come in handy.
Will keep that in mind in case the wetlands on my property ever go dry....I know a coupla gravel pits with nearby pig farms.....
"...big, hulking green typewriters" kinda reminds me of the original Wang Word Processors (which, by the way, were definitely NOT 'of the Gods').
Neesy, sorry - I didn't know what the 'spoiler' meant on this post. I hovered over it just now and found all the info about The Maine Campus that I then proceeded to duplicate. Forgive the oversight. I'll look more closely from now on.
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I find it interesting that Juniper Hill (Augusta State Hospital/AMHI) also used Wang Word Processors.
Well, that would've been awesome if we could read it!
I heard she shot a man in Reno once...just to watch him die...I heard that Marsha once shot a man for snoring.
I heard she shot a man in Reno once...just to watch him die...
