Not at my current job but back in CID...a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..
My co-worker Travis and myself on any given work day.
Him: "Where we going to lunch today?"
Me: "I'm saving my appetite. Your mom invited me over for dinner and a movie again tonight, and by dinner and a movie I mean sex."
Him: "That was uncalled for."
Me: "So was what your mom did for me last night. She told me to tell you hi by the way and that you should call more often...but not after 9pm because she does her best work after hours."
The only female detective in the unit from two cubicles over: "Geez, you're talking about his mother?"
Me: "Damn right I am, she deserves to be bragged on."
Him: "Thanks "M", at least someone is willing to come to my mom's defense."
M: "No, it was a question. I was just going to comment that if I was gay, I'd totally do your mom, and I still might consider it even though I'm straight."
Another random detective: "Me too. Your mom's quite hot for someone who gave birth to a brain dead scag."
Him: "....I hate all of you."
Supervising Sgt from his office at end of cubicle row: "Everyone stop making fun of T's mom.....I don't want T in a bad mood when I ask him for his mom's phone number later."
It just usually went down hill from there...lmao.