A few minutes is still WAAAY too long.
Things Mr. King Will Not Do For You......
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A few minutes is still WAAAY too long.
He will not snark.
He will not love you without getting to know you a little first.
He will not replace yer mailbox unless it was himself who drove over it.
He will not make pancakes out of one of yer pets.
He will not imitate a squeaky chair for you.
He will not love you without getting to know you a little first.
He will not replace yer mailbox unless it was himself who drove over it.
He will not make pancakes out of one of yer pets.
He will not imitate a squeaky chair for you.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
My husband made me go see her in concert!
And you're still married to him??!!My husband made me go see her in concert!
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
and, and, uh - He likes country musicAnd you're still married to him??!!
(yeah - I still love him believe it or not)
He will not bother you unless you need it ('cept if yer Mod).
He will not engage in a dune buggy race with you if yer buggy is superior.
He will not inject you with formaldehyde.
He will not eat a raw jalapeño for you on demand.
He will not write yer biography if yer not very interesting.
He will not engage in a dune buggy race with you if yer buggy is superior.
He will not inject you with formaldehyde.
He will not eat a raw jalapeño for you on demand.
He will not write yer biography if yer not very interesting.
Country is my favorite. Country music and stephen king. WOW crazy huh.and, and, uh - He likes country music
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
I still love you too KFF
to each his own, right? some people like hard rock, others like classical - go figure
He could make my life seem interesting, tho. He kinda has a way with words...
I like the twang myself. Listening to some Hag right now.
He will neither deflate nor inflate yer ego.
He will not call you in the middle of the night unless by mistake.
He will not sign and mail to you especially-made-for-your-girlfriend-or-boyfriend's-birthday 8x10 glossies of himself.
He will not edit any of his works to insert yer name somewhere in it.
He will not write a book based on one of yer lucid dreams.
He will not call you in the middle of the night unless by mistake.
He will not sign and mail to you especially-made-for-your-girlfriend-or-boyfriend's-birthday 8x10 glossies of himself.
He will not edit any of his works to insert yer name somewhere in it.
He will not write a book based on one of yer lucid dreams.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
I actually kinda like some of the older country songs cuz my parents listened to it
I get a bit tired of it after a while and have to switch. There are not all that many songs I like that my husband likes which is a shame
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
OKAY - I have something Mr. King will not do for you! I bet you he will not listen to country music with you. Judging from the references in his books, country music is not his particular favourite 
apparently he will not tell you you are not allowed to make friends with his other fans.
And he will not tell you you cannot discuss trivial things thus "sullying" his board.
And he will not tell you you cannot discuss trivial things thus "sullying" his board.
....uhhhh.....Will he shave my puss-puss?
(so much to say but not sure where to start)
He will not pretend he is Colin Firth and speak haughtily to me in an English accent while (or whilst?) spreading Devonshire cream on my scone (nudge nudge). I have asked.
....uhhhh.....
(so much to say but not sure where to start)
Are you volunteering for the job, Cowboy?
He did get on stage one Halloween with Johnny Cash.OKAY - I have something Mr. King will not do for you! I bet you he will not listen to country music with you. Judging from the references in his books, country music is not his particular favourite