Things to do at Walmart when you're bored

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Wayoftheredpanda

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Wear your handy-dandy ski mask so that way people know your into skiing, people also seem to put free money into a bag and give it to you when you do this. It also guarantees full attention from anyone in the store, meaning it's great for practicing monologues, I recommend doing the Jules Winnfield monologue from "Pulp Fiction", you can use a gun as a prop for that one and start pointing it at people so they know your really into your part.
 
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CoriSCapnSkip

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Put a Dora the Explorer doll on the ground and wait for someone to come by and pick it up then jump out and yell, swiper no swiping swiper no swiping swiper no swiping.

Put a sticker on a condom box that says please try here for free.
Those two remind me of things which actually happened. The first was in a ShopKo and the second was actually in a Walmart. In the ShopKo years ago and I mean before the local Walmart was built, I was buying a teddy bear for a new baby. As I walked towards the register, a child's voice cried, "Give me back my teddy bear! It's mine!" I turned around to say, "Excuse me" and found it to be a TV set playing the Disney movie The Rescuers where the villain had snatched the child's teddy bear, and just when I was all ready to smack a brat.

The second was actually in the pharmacy department of a Walmart. In what was obviously an initiation, a group of young men made another young man dress as the good fairy and go purchase a box of condoms. I walked right past as if I hadn't seen anything.

Some kids I knew had fun at a yard sale by burying themselves in a large box of stuffed toys and jumping out at new customers.
 

Wayoftheredpanda

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Break into the Walmart In the middle of the night and start placing different kinds of armor and weapons on shelves and such throughout the store, then leave. The next day, wait outside until many people are inside and wondering why bayonettes and flamethrowers and such are scattered throughout the store. While the confusion is going on, lock all the exits from the outside and barricade them, next hack into the store's announcement system and explain that they all must battle to the death against each other, where the last person alive is allowed out. Then simply pop open some popcorn and get into the store cameras so that way you can watch the chaos unfold. (Also disable wifi and cellular data as well as cut the phone lines in the store so that way no one can try to contact authorities)
 
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