Those two remind me of things which actually happened. The first was in a ShopKo and the second was actually in a Walmart. In the ShopKo years ago and I mean before the local Walmart was built, I was buying a teddy bear for a new baby. As I walked towards the register, a child's voice cried, "Give me back my teddy bear! It's mine!" I turned around to say, "Excuse me" and found it to be a TV set playing the Disney movie The Rescuers where the villain had snatched the child's teddy bear, and just when I was all ready to smack a brat.Put a Dora the Explorer doll on the ground and wait for someone to come by and pick it up then jump out and yell, swiper no swiping swiper no swiping swiper no swiping.
Put a sticker on a condom box that says please try here for free.