Things to do at Walmart when you're bored
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Go in about three times and buy several boxes of matches, lantern fuel, and ask the pharmacist how much ephedrine you're allowed to buy. I guarantee you won't be bored after about the 2nd trip...lol
Min is pretty lam compared to some of the other postings.
I have always wanted to remove all the little nozzles off the hair spray cans. Why? Don't have a clue, just always wanted to.
I have always wanted to remove all the little nozzles off the hair spray cans. Why? Don't have a clue, just always wanted to.
I like to put on a blue smock and say hi to strangers when they come in.
Wear your handy-dandy ski mask so that way people know your into skiing, people also seem to put free money into a bag and give it to you when you do this. It also guarantees full attention from anyone in the store, meaning it's great for practicing monologues, I recommend doing the Jules Winnfield monologue from "Pulp Fiction", you can use a gun as a prop for that one and start pointing it at people so they know your really into your part.
Something Rush fans do is go to any area that has numbers -- house address numbers, craft numbers, etc. -- and change them all to 2112. Yeah. We're odd. It might be fun to to do that with the letters and SK books. Short ones are best: It, Carrie, Cujo. Might be some fun. 
Those two remind me of things which actually happened. The first was in a ShopKo and the second was actually in a Walmart. In the ShopKo years ago and I mean before the local Walmart was built, I was buying a teddy bear for a new baby. As I walked towards the register, a child's voice cried, "Give me back my teddy bear! It's mine!" I turned around to say, "Excuse me" and found it to be a TV set playing the Disney movie The Rescuers where the villain had snatched the child's teddy bear, and just when I was all ready to smack a brat.
The second was actually in the pharmacy department of a Walmart. In what was obviously an initiation, a group of young men made another young man dress as the good fairy and go purchase a box of condoms. I walked right past as if I hadn't seen anything.
Some kids I knew had fun at a yard sale by burying themselves in a large box of stuffed toys and jumping out at new customers.
Is this implying you would hit a random child in a store? I'm sure you wouldn't, but you might want to think that phrase out before posting it.
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Break into the Walmart In the middle of the night and start placing different kinds of armor and weapons on shelves and such throughout the store, then leave. The next day, wait outside until many people are inside and wondering why bayonettes and flamethrowers and such are scattered throughout the store. While the confusion is going on, lock all the exits from the outside and barricade them, next hack into the store's announcement system and explain that they all must battle to the death against each other, where the last person alive is allowed out. Then simply pop open some popcorn and get into the store cameras so that way you can watch the chaos unfold. (Also disable wifi and cellular data as well as cut the phone lines in the store so that way no one can try to contact authorities)
I'm still a fan of asking the greeter what year it is then shouting "It worked!" and running back out.
Take all of the books and reshelf them with the spine on the inside. Except for King books.
The only King books I’ve seen at Walmart are his new ones and the new trade paperback of firestarter, not much there.
Take a bunch of Danny Devito biographies and place them in the religion section.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to Max.