I'm glad there's not a software program we can use to scan the message board to see how many times I've told the same stories.
This is one for those 40+
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I'm glad there's not a software program we can use to scan the message board to see how many times I've told the same stories.
Wait...
Three posts???
Now you just hurting my feelings...
About what I can't seem to remember.
Three posts???
Now you just hurting my feelings...
About what I can't seem to remember.
oh wait. 2. you were right. the first is the first and then the 2 thinly veiled ones.
What? where the f am I?
I've been here since like 1998 b.c., I've told a lot of the same stories and they are starting to change because I am forgetting the details of my own damn stories!! Beat that!I'm glad there's not a software program we can use to scan the message board to see how many times I've told the same stories.
Had a kind,understanding sort as a JV football coach,while I was bear crawling across the field during conditioning,after the regular practice,kicked me in the head and knocked me over because I was last..was wearing a helmet,but still,a full on kick,he wasn't holding anything back.Same guy,heck we were just kids,and lost a game by like forty eight points,and being kids,were laughing and joking on the bus coming back to school..and he was boiling.So he lines us up out back of the school,after we had played a full game,and announced we were going to run a hundred yard sprint for every point we lost by..we got about a dozen in,kids were really tired,some puking going on,but he meant every word,and finally one of the dads stepped in and read him the riot act,ending the punishment.Same guy let a kid who broke his leg midway through practice just lie there,moved practice around him,finally called for an ambulance after practice was over and all the kids were gone..even the kid with the broken leg,I remember him yelling out "my leg is broken,you F@#cking Idiot!" when coach told him to get up and get back to practice..the school system paid out a big settlement on that one,let me tell you..
My second grade teacher gave me my only spanking in school...
She was crying the whole time. I asked her why. She told me she felt so sorry for me when I got home.
Remember when getting in trouble at school meant the same at home?
Man I do...
She was crying the whole time. I asked her why. She told me she felt so sorry for me when I got home.
Remember when getting in trouble at school meant the same at home?
Man I do...
Usually meant double when you got home. Dad was always quick to remind us that "Getting in trouble at school will be the LEAST of your concerns once you get home."...lol
The ball bouncing off the plate can go in funny directions. I was catching a game where the pitcher bounced a breaking ball off the plate that got me right under the cup. That was not a fun game......
....my Memory Lane is full of ruts, potholes and the occasional orange cone.....
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
I'm sure I've told this before. I get mixed up what I tell my friends here and what I say on Facebook.
And at my age, all the stories are new. I think I've said that before too.
And at my age, all the stories are new. I think I've said that before too.
I am forgetting things that are little like where I put my keys, where I park my car. Thank God for the panic alarm button when finding my car.
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Best drinks of water. Ever.
Now you are supposed to purchase special drinking water hoses if want to drink out of them. How did we ever survive?Best drinks of water. Ever.
No helmets, no knee pads, free to roam the street, played out in the road, didn't have a cell phone( parents had to wait till you arrived at a friends house or pay phone to ck in). You ate homemade baked good at school parties.Now you are supposed to purchase special drinking water hoses if want to drink out of them. How did we ever survive?
Not everyone got a trophy and we somehow survived.