Tinselpoop Cat, For Siggie!

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hipmamajen

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This is a tale (tail?) told on the old board, and Sigmund asked me to resurrect it here...

A dear friend of mine, this must have been back in the 80s, had a kitty who ate tinsel off of the Christmas tree. He said the kitty had done this for years, and it had never been a problem.

One day, he noticed the cat walking around a little funny, and saw that she had a bit of tinsel hanging out of her...pooper. Being the helpful kitty owner that he was, he thought he'd give her a hand and tug it the rest of the way out.

According to my friend, it wasn't just a little bit of tinsel, it was a long string of tinsel. And, there were kitty poops all along it. So, he'd pull and it would be fine with the cat for a while, then YOWL! a turd would come out on the tinsel. Then more plain tinsel, then YOWL! another poop on the line, then nothing. This went on for the whole string of tinsel. Poor kitty!

My friend, being a high school boy, wasn't traumatized at all, and still tells the story. I just hope he washed his hands?
 

hipmamajen

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That reminds me of a story, I don't know if I told this one or not.

When my oldest was my only, she and I were eating lunch one day, and a mind-blowing thing happened. It was mind-blowing at the time, at least. Given all the crazy stuff I've seen come out of children I would still find it interesting, but back then I thought for sure I should call the news stations!

We were having left over spaghetti. I cut hers up fairly short, because she was about 18 months old. She was chowing down, when she sneezed. After checking my own shirt for spaghetti and sauce (kids shoot so much from their mouth if they sneeze while eating) I noticed she had a bit of spaghetti on her upper lip. As I went to clear it away, it turned out to be about 3 inches long, and it actually came out of her nose! She'd sneezed that big piece up the back of her throat, through her sinuses, and out her nose! Gah!

It's amazing human babies don't die of brain rot via the sinus cavities more often...
 

Shasta

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I had a friend who's cat ate yarn and the yarn was coming out both ends.

The cat had to be rushed to the vet and ripped open stem to stern to have all of the yarn taken out that was running through her intestines.

Moral: It may be funny but don't let your cats eat things.

(The cat was okay. My friend's bank account was not.)
 

hipmamajen

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I had a friend who's cat ate yarn and the yarn was coming out both ends.

The cat had to be rushed to the vet and ripped open stem to stern to have all of the yarn taken out that was running through her intestines.

Moral: It may be funny but don't let your cats eat things.

(The cat was okay. My friend's bank account was not.)

You know, as an adult with vet bills of my own, I've often kind of wondered about the tinsel thing. I don't have it in my own house because it made a mess of the beater bar of my vacuum cleaner one year. I kind of thought, "Hmmmm, that kitty was probably pretty lucky!"
 

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Youch! We've had housecats forever so I haven't had tinsel on Christmas, or plastic grass in Easter baskets, for years, to keep the kitties safe! And I'm always yelling at the kids for not getting their dental floss all the way in the garbage, it will hang temptingly from the wastepaper basket and I don't want my kitties getting sick.
 

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Tinsel is extremely dangerous to cats.

The 12 Pet Hazards of Christmas - Day 1: Tinsel
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Cats and tinsel can be an expensive combination, and it can prove fatal too.

Tinsel is often a very attractive toy for cats. After all, its shiny, it dangles, and its something new in their environment. Few cats can pass it up.

Cats just playing with tinsel isn’t the problem. Its when they eat it or get it wrapped around their tongue that their nightmare (and your’s) will begin. And here’s why, starting with a little background information…

Objects your pet ingests that then cause obstruction of their digestive tract are called ‘foreign bodies’. There are two general types of foreign bodies which commonly obstruct the digestive tracts of cats and dogs.

  • Linear foreign bodies: String-like materials (e.g. sewing thread, dental floss, fishing line, and many others) where one end of the strand becomes entangled or ‘caught’ at some point along the digestive tract while the other end is free to be moved along by the normal rhythmic movement of the intestines. This sets up a ‘sawing type’ action where the middle portion of the strand, the portion between the entangled end and the free end, becomes embedded within and eventually cuts through the intestine. This is not only painful for your pet, as you might imagine, but it also results in the spillage of intestinal contents into their abdomen. Its this latter consequence that makes this type of foreign body likely to be fatal without prompt and appropriate treatment (i.e. surgery).
  • All others: Anything a pet ingests which causes complete or partial obstruction of their digestive tract through a means other than that described above for linear foreign bodies. These types of foreign bodies also typically require surgery (or endoscopy) for removal because of the damage they cause within the digestive tract, but that’s a topic for another blog post.
Now back to tinsel specifically.

Be aware…

Tinsel is a very common linear foreign body in cats at this time of the year, and one which can quickly deplete an already stressed savings account (you did get gifts for all of your loved ones, didn’t you?). Be aware of this common holiday cat hazard.

Be prepared…

If your cat is vomiting, lethargic, or not eating bring them for veterinary evaluation sooner rather than later. Delay in cases of linear foreign body obstruction will lead to a greater degree of dehydration, electrolyte imbalances, and damage to the intestines. If you see tinsel (or any other type of linear material) protruding from your pet’s rectum DO NOT pull on it! If you do, you may cause significantly more damage than you are trying to prevent. You can carefully cut the protruding portion with scissors - just be careful not to cut their tail or their rectum in the process. Its also a good idea, as gross as it may sound, to save the cut off portion of the strand and bring it with you to the veterinarian (I suggest putting it into a plastic bag). Bringing it along can help to determine the length of the strand still within your pet’s digestive tract, and therefore how much needs to be retrieved surgically.

Be preventive…

If you have cats, its safest not to use any tinsel in your holiday decorating. While its true that theymay not play with or eat it, there really is no guarantee and it only needs to happen once. Given that the complications and costs associated with medical care and surgical removal of linear foreign bodies often run in the $2,000-4,000 range, I imagine you will agree that it really is best to take the simple steps necessary to prevent it. And the simplest step you can take is to not have any tinsel on the tree or anywhere else in your home if you’ve got cats. If you must use tinsel, keep a very close eye and be sure to keep your cats well away from it. (And from a realistic standpoint… start saving your money, because if you continue to use tinsel in your cat’s environment, one day, perhaps not this year, but one day, your cat is very likely to need surgery to remove it from their digestive tract.)

Another very common linear foreign body type will be covered later on in this list of the 12 Pet Hazards of Christmas - so stay tuned. And in the mean time, as always…

Be aware, be prepared, and be preventive!™

Jason Nicholas, BVetMed(Hons)
 

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I had a friend who's cat ate yarn and the yarn was coming out both ends.

The cat had to be rushed to the vet and ripped open stem to stern to have all of the yarn taken out that was running through her intestines.

Moral: It may be funny but don't let your cats eat things.

(The cat was okay. My friend's bank account was not.)

AND DON'T... NOT EVER pull at anything hanging from a dog or cat's exit as who knows how that hangy thing is wrapped around its innards!! Take to the vet posthaste!!
 
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We had a gold tom once. It ate one of those stretchy nets they put over pork roasts. It must have been in the sink. I saw it when it jumped up on the bed. I grabbed a tissue and gave it a tug while my hair still felt electrified and found it had just as good a grip on the net as I did. I put it outside. It was fine in the morning. Ug..ooo..Ug, ick!
 

hipmamajen

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Yikes, I will have to tell my friend how lucky he was!

While we're on subject of random household objects being dangerous to pets (and children!) my dog ate magnets and ended up with an intestinal rupture.

They were stronger than your regular fridge magnets, I was using them for crafts. She got a hold of a couple of them, and then either later or earlier ate one of those little round metal jingle bells. The magnets attracted the jingle bell across a few loops of intestine, and after not much time it caused an opening. There were remarkably few symptoms. She was throwing up a bit, but since she routinely eats non-food substances, that's not weird for her. When she stopped jumping on the couch, we got worried and took her in.

In fact, the jingle bells seem to be a real delicacy for her. I won't even know we have them in the house, and we'll find a bunch in the back yard! We call it "Jingle Crap." We didn't need to do any real baby-proofing when Tor came around, because we have to keep so much from the dog...

Long story short (too late) she needed a pretty major surgery. It was during the holidays, and the kids were pretty cool when we said, "Guess what you're getting for Christmas? The same dog we already have! Yay!"

So, watch those magnets, they'll do the same thing to curious toddlers. :(
 

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The stuff you can use to put your holiday decorations on that looks like snow is dangerous for pets, you know the cottony stuff. Also the fake spider web business that you can stretch across things is bad news too. No poinsettia either, highly toxic to pets. When you have pets and small children you can't have ****e. That's how that shakes out in the end.

Great thread, thanks Jen and Sig!
 

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There was this once...musta been around nine or ten...and I sneeze...AHCHOOO! Course, I cover my nose like I been taught and I catch something in the palm of my hand...small, green, shriveled-up, looked like a pea...I'm studying it, somewhat amazed, somewhat alarmed...the thing isn't moving, but still...I touch it...hard. Hey! Mom! Look at this!...Mom meets me at the archway into the kitchen and I told her this came out of my nose. She takes it from me, looks...look again.

And...she started laughing! She's got my little jewel in her hand and she's bent double, laughing. Laughing! I took a dim view of her behavior. Aren't moms s'posed to be attentive and alarmed when their nine-year-old charge sneezes something hard, small, shriveled-up and green out of their nose? She has tears in her eyes. She looks at me and she starts in again. I gave her the look.

"You used to stick peas up your nose when you were younger!"
"Huh."
I'm thinking....that thing has been in there how long?
Peas in, peas out, as the saying has it.
 

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There was this once...musta been around nine or ten...and I sneeze...AHCHOOO! Course, I cover my nose like I been taught and I catch something in the palm of my hand...small, green, shriveled-up, looked like a pea...I'm studying it, somewhat amazed, somewhat alarmed...the thing isn't moving, but still...I touch it...hard. Hey! Mom! Look at this!...Mom meets me at the archway into the kitchen and I told her this came out of my nose. She takes it from me, looks...look again.

And...she started laughing! She's got my little jewel in her hand and she's bent double, laughing. Laughing! I took a dim view of her behavior. Aren't moms s'posed to be attentive and alarmed when their nine-year-old charge sneezes something hard, small, shriveled-up and green out of their nose? She has tears in her eyes. She looks at me and she starts in again. I gave her the look.

"You used to stick peas up your nose when you were younger!"
"Huh."
I'm thinking....that thing has been in there how long?
Peas in, peas out, as the saying has it.
:rofl: Ewww...!
Hmmm reminds me of a story... maybe later. :biggrin2:
 

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There was this once...musta been around nine or ten...and I sneeze...AHCHOOO! Course, I cover my nose like I been taught and I catch something in the palm of my hand...small, green, shriveled-up, looked like a pea...I'm studying it, somewhat amazed, somewhat alarmed...the thing isn't moving, but still...I touch it...hard. Hey! Mom! Look at this!...Mom meets me at the archway into the kitchen and I told her this came out of my nose. She takes it from me, looks...look again.

And...she started laughing! She's got my little jewel in her hand and she's bent double, laughing. Laughing! I took a dim view of her behavior. Aren't moms s'posed to be attentive and alarmed when their nine-year-old charge sneezes something hard, small, shriveled-up and green out of their nose? She has tears in her eyes. She looks at me and she starts in again. I gave her the look.

"You used to stick peas up your nose when you were younger!"
"Huh."
I'm thinking....that thing has been in there how long?
Peas in, peas out, as the saying has it.

That's halfway between totally amazing, and completely horrific. Did it smell? Or, like, did your world STOP smelling when you sneezed that out? Wow.
 

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That's halfway between totally amazing, and completely horrific. Did it smell? Or, like, did your world STOP smelling when you sneezed that out? Wow.

No...it didn't smell...not that I held it to my nose and took a whiff. Trying to remember what happened to it. Seems like I would have wanted to put it in a jar...wrap it in Kleenex maybe...but it musta gotten tossed. No other peas, though...just the one.
 

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This is a tale (tail?) told on the old board, and Sigmund asked me to resurrect it here...

A dear friend of mine, this must have been back in the 80s, had a kitty who ate tinsel off of the Christmas tree. He said the kitty had done this for years, and it had never been a problem.

One day, he noticed the cat walking around a little funny, and saw that she had a bit of tinsel hanging out of her...pooper. Being the helpful kitty owner that he was, he thought he'd give her a hand and tug it the rest of the way out.

According to my friend, it wasn't just a little bit of tinsel, it was a long string of tinsel. And, there were kitty poops all along it. So, he'd pull and it would be fine with the cat for a while, then YOWL! a turd would come out on the tinsel. Then more plain tinsel, then YOWL! another poop on the line, then nothing. This went on for the whole string of tinsel. Poor kitty!

My friend, being a high school boy, wasn't traumatized at all, and still tells the story. I just hope he washed his hands?

Us Brit's are well known for our "toilet humour", and although I feel sorry for the poor old cat what immediately sprang to my warped mind was that this event confirmed that the idiomatic expression "you can't polish a turd" is true.
However, if you string them together on tinsel you don't have to!
 

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Us Brit's are well known for our "toilet humour", and although I feel sorry for the poor old cat what immediately sprang to my warped mind was that this event confirmed that the idiomatic expression "you can't polish a turd" is true.
However, if you string them together on tinsel you don't have to!
You CAN polish a turd. Mythbusters did it.