Two truths about yourself, one lie about yourself

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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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2 is the lie
Nope. I thought I would be nice and invite him along with us one Friday when we skipped school and went over to NJ for a day of partying. NJ drinking age at the time was 18. I was the driver so I didn’t drink much, but he got sloshed. I dropped everyone off in the HS parking lot about 1pm with the idea everyone would go somewhere else. He was the only one who decided to go into school. He dragged the female art teacher out of her class and said he was going to ravish her, and had to be restrained by the Special Ed teacher and was physically ejected from the school. He then proceeded to break several windows in the art room until the police arrived. He was expelled, and although the police gave him a break, he had to return back to Germany.
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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Apr 11, 2006
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Nope. I thought I would be nice and invite him along with us one Friday when we skipped school and went over to NJ for a day of partying. NJ drinking age at the time was 18. I was the driver so I didn’t drink much, but he got sloshed. I dropped everyone off in the HS parking lot about 1pm with the idea everyone would go somewhere else. He was the only one who decided to go into school. He dragged the female art teacher out of her class and said he was going to ravish her, and had to be restrained by the Special Ed teacher and was physically ejected from the school. He then proceeded to break several windows in the art room until the police arrived. He was expelled, and although the police gave him a break, he had to return back to Germany.
1 is the lie
 

hossenpepper

Don't worry. I have a permit!!!
Feb 5, 2010
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Wonderland Avenue
Happened about 15 years ago, can't even drink coolers like Mikes or Zima. I say it's proof there is a god, and he's got a wicked sense of humor. Now it's only wine or hard liqueur for me :(
That sucks. I don't really drink too often any more, but I do enjoy a frosty cold one on the weekend now and again. If I drink too much it does do a number on my stomach though. I get very tired and bloated feeling and a wicked case of heartburn. Same with wine if I drink more than a couple glasses.
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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I take it back. I think I could do it. My only concern would be getting the right hose in the first place. But following the radiator container and its hose, I would be able to do it. Wow. This could have saved me a couple hundred dollars a year ago! I need to remember to watch youtubes.