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Dana Jean said:
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Okay. That ranks right up there with the Baby Goat video.

Unfortunately, I have that gummy bear's gut. I would like to have the bear's behiney, since I don't have one. I couldn't twerk to save my life. Not that I want to twerk, mind you. I'm just painting a picture here.

I wonder how many gummy bears it would take to give me that ass?

Probably a couple bags shoved in my britches would do the trick.
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HMmmm..........a couple of bags shoved in britches! Lucky we're not going to be crossing the border! I'd hate Miss D to have her Gummies confiscated! ;)
 
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do1you9love?

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Dana Jean said:
Or a sniffer dog incident.
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OK! I saw one of these on Monday coming back from vacay! The cruise port in Jacksonville has this cutie-pie small shepard mix female dog on duty as you come off the ship into customs. We were just back from a 4 day to the Bahamas and we have done this port many, many times and never seen any "alerts".

Well this week, the guy in front of us was carrying 2 duffle bags and talking a mile a minute as we are walking out. Usually the dog walks by each person and moves on to the next one. Well, let me tell you, that pup weaved around a bunch of folks and walked right up on his bags and would not back off from his side. The two agents moved him to the side and started asking questions. Would have loved to stick around and see what happened, but that 8 1/2 hour drive back to Virginia won out. Anyway, yes, keep the gummies out of your pants, please!! :biggrin2:
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Neesy

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This isn't so much what I did today but what I did yesterday.

The local library was having a book sale so I got one called "Nordic Walking" for 65 cents.

Now I see that there is a local group so I'm thinking I'll contact them.

In the front of the book she mentions Dave Barry who described speed walking as "dork walking" and Nordic Walking as "dork walking with sticks". :m_walk:

I thought I could get away with using some old cross country ski poles I have in the basement but apparently these don't work - you have to buy the real thing.

Nordic Walking in Winnipeg

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Look at this happy couple - unfortunately I cannot see Andy accompanying me on my "dork walks"

 
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Dana Jean

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Neesy said:
This isn't so much what I did today but what I did yesterday.

The local library was having a book sale so I got one called "Nordic Walking" for 65 cents.

Now I see that there is a local group so I'm thinking I'll contact them.

In the front of the book she mentions Dave Barry who described speed walking as "dork walking" and Nordic Walking as "dork walking with sticks". :m_walk:

I thought I could get away with using some old cross country ski poles I have in the basement but apparently these don't work - you have to buy the real thing.

Nordic Walking in Winnipeg

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Look at this happy couple - unfortunately I cannot see Andy accompanying me on my "dork walks"
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I love Dave Barry. So far, he is resisting my psychic charms.
 
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Blake

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1) woke up about five am, read twenty pages of Operation Breakthrough by Dan Marlowe 2) Walked over to the petrol station and bought two sausage rolls and the little tomato sauced things and got a coffee as well 3) Fed my girl cat (cats are better than dogs in my opinion) 4) Caught bus to Wallsend 5) Went to Bunnings- bought: Damp rid pack; four cans of Butane gas bottles; filter mask. 5) had lunch, meatballs with vegetables 6) went back to the library 7)went to the club, had about nine drinks, including cocktails. 8) Here now. 9)also talked on skype with one of my relatives in America.(Swedish-American)
 
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Neesy

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Blake said:
went to the club, had about nine drinks, including cocktails.
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Hmmm - nine alcohol-infused drinks? or were some of them just plain drinks? Maybe you should have one with alcohol and one without as a habit - it's a good way to "stagger" your drinks (excuse the pun).

p.s. What is a 'Damp rid pack'?
 
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cat in a bag

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do1you9love? said:
OK! I saw one of these on Monday coming back from vacay! The cruise port in Jacksonville has this cutie-pie small shepard mix female dog on duty as you come off the ship into customs. We were just back from a 4 day to the Bahamas and we have done this port many, many times and never seen any "alerts".

Well this week, the guy in front of us was carrying 2 duffle bags and talking a mile a minute as we are walking out. Usually the dog walks by each person and moves on to the next one. Well, let me tell you, that pup weaved around a bunch of folks and walked right up on his bags and would not back off from his side. The two agents moved him to the side and started asking questions. Would have loved to stick around and see what happened, but that 8 1/2 hour drive back to Virginia won out. Anyway, yes, keep the gummies out of your pants, please!! :biggrin2:
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Ok, this has been bugging me. I know I have seen whatever this is but I cannot, for the life of me, remember what it was. Help??
 
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Neesy

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I'm waiting for Andy to get up and dressed - ready to go relocate the squirrels - yup - that is right - there are two of them now.

We had a second, smaller cage on the deck with a couple of apple pieces in it.

So now we have two squirrels to relocate!

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Don't worry - this is not one of the two we caught!
 
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