"Yes, I am a woman of the law. And there are lots of laws. But if they don't offer us justice, then they aren't laws! They are just lines drawn in the sand by men who would stand on your back for power and glory." 
What Movie Is This Line From?
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Machete! With the awesome Danny Trejo"Yes, I am a woman of the law. And there are lots of laws. But if they don't offer us justice, then they aren't laws! They are just lines drawn in the sand by men who would stand on your back for power and glory."
Man 1: "Have you ever seen fire in zero gravity?"
[Man 2 shakes his head]
Man 1: "It's beautiful. It's like liquid, it... slides all over everything. Comes up in waves. And they just kept hitting him, wave after wave. He was screaming for me to save him."
Man 2: "What did you do?
"Man 1: "I did the only thing I could. I closed the lifeboat hatch, and I left him behind. I swore I'd never lose another man."
[Man 2 shakes his head]
Man 1: "It's beautiful. It's like liquid, it... slides all over everything. Comes up in waves. And they just kept hitting him, wave after wave. He was screaming for me to save him."
Man 2: "What did you do?
"Man 1: "I did the only thing I could. I closed the lifeboat hatch, and I left him behind. I swore I'd never lose another man."
"Tom, you were a boy scout, right?" "No, but I ate a brownie once."
Oh my God! I know I have seen this movie! But it is escaping me right now.
It's one of my favorites!Oh my God! I know I have seen this movie! But it is escaping me right now.
Well that's not much of a hint! LOLIt's one of my favorites!
OK! Three friends take a road trip, after the death of their other friend!
OK! Three friends take a road trip, after the death of their other friend!
Ha! Without a paddle! Thanks for the hint!
"C'mon, throw in a buck!"
"Uh-uh, I don't tip."
"You don't tip?"
"Nah, I don't believe in it."
"You don't believe in tipping?"
"You know what these chicks make? They make !@#$."
"Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit."
"I don't even know a !@#$%^& Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?"
"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."
"Hey, our girl was nice."
"She was okay. She wasn't anything special."
"What's special? Take you in the back and !@#$ your !@#$?"
"I'd go over twelve percent for that."
"Uh-uh, I don't tip."
"You don't tip?"
"Nah, I don't believe in it."
"You don't believe in tipping?"
"You know what these chicks make? They make !@#$."
"Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit."
"I don't even know a !@#$%^& Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?"
"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."
"Hey, our girl was nice."
"She was okay. She wasn't anything special."
"What's special? Take you in the back and !@#$ your !@#$?"
"I'd go over twelve percent for that."
Neesy
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Oh so "Without a Paddle" is the guess? I thought something else. I was going to say Deliverance
Oh so "Without a Paddle" is the guess? I thought something else. I was going to say Deliverance
LOL no that is the answer. Deliverance is funny though
Dammit I had that oneReservoir Dogs
hilarious scene
"Sorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down... lay down. Gonna stretch me out in Fernandez funeral home on Hun and Ninth street. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought... Last of the Moh-Ricans..."