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I'll tell you what it is! It's a Texas psychobilly freakout, that's what it is!!
Put on your Old Grey Bonnet
With the blue ribbon on it
While I hitch ol Dobbin to the shay
Through the fields of clover
We'll drive up to Dover
On our golden wedding dayyyyyy....
Everybody now, follow the bouncing ball...
Falling in luff again, neva vanted too...vhat am I to doooo...I cahnt helllllp it...
But, like, sung by Marlene Dietrich in tophat, tails, und fishnets.