Nilla wafers? You can go all crazy with Pepperidge Farm with that dough.
When I Win Powerball Tonight............
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I would buy a farm, get a bunch of dogs, buy a fully restored 1973 Super Duty Trans Am, 1965 GTO, build a recording story next to my farm, import some Victoria's Secret models for my harem, and live a life of SwiftDog debauchery!
There is an island of Victoria's Secret models that one can import from?
...do YOU remember GNT rolling nekkid in the wafers?...Pepperidge Farm remembers....
If I win the lotto, I will start a cat sanctuary because the SPCA and other agencies are so overloaded. I would, also, provide funding for seniors in assisting homes who find it hard to meet pet care costs. After that, I want a cozy house with a lovely garden. Not a new fangled house. I want one with character.
I said the same thing today. (not the cat part, specifically - but SPCA)
Long boat ride, dust settle. Think. Maybe 6 months
Then cozy place.
Long boat ride, dust settle. Think. Maybe 6 months
Then cozy place.
I will finally be able to buy a matching number limited Dark Tower set and/or a PC complete set. Ohhhh....I'm already thinking about the new cabinets I will build...I mean have built...to house those little beasties!!
Curt
Curt
Bills, debt, all of that... then I buy the 130 acres I've got my eye on and build a horse farm. A shock, I know. 30 acres of that land is wooded, so I'd have seasonally themed trail rides. Mardi Gras and Easter in the spring. Hayrides through a Louisiana bayou, with a little shack just off the path, New Orleans jazz coming out of a speaker while an animatronic Cajun either picks on a banjo or peels some crawfish. With a Louisiana yard dog (gator) nearby. Haunted trails in the autumn, and a winter wonderland in, you know, the winter. The bayou shack becomes Santa's workshop, and I will by golly put reindeer antlers on that gator.
Friesians, Gypsies, Gypsians and one draft mare (probably Percheron), for Gypsy Drum horses. Breed, train show and sell.
Watch my grandbabies grow up. There are worse things for kids than fresh air, sunshine and horses.
Friesians, Gypsies, Gypsians and one draft mare (probably Percheron), for Gypsy Drum horses. Breed, train show and sell.
Watch my grandbabies grow up. There are worse things for kids than fresh air, sunshine and horses.
No Powerball winner in $500 million + drawing. No Jackpot Winning Powerball Tickets Sold in $500 Million Drawing - NBC News Damn, tomorrow I bust out of this joint, broken leg or no broken leg!
Oh, good! I didn't get out to buy a ticket today. Now I better buy a few. Because Ima throw a big ol' party when I win!!! 
Do you win the jackpot if you match one number?
I would probably kill myself doing painful things to prove I was dreaming.
Lottery (n): A tax on people who are bad at math.
When it gets to obscene amounts, I mostly buy the ticket so when they announce the amount at stake, and Grandma says, "I wonder if we could win," then I can prove to her we didn't and put her mind at ease.
Lottery (n): A tax on people who are bad at math.
When it gets to obscene amounts, I mostly buy the ticket so when they announce the amount at stake, and Grandma says, "I wonder if we could win," then I can prove to her we didn't and put her mind at ease.
You don't like your chances, Grandpa? 1 out of 292,000,000 isn't all that bad...........
You don't like your chances, Grandpa? 1 out of 292,000,000 isn't all that bad...........
Is that yarn?
Yak yarn. Divine isn't it?
I may have enough for a scarf if your interested.............