When Squirrels Attack.

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ghost19

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See that spot on Bailey's head? That's where the groundhog came up while she was snoozing and went, boop! Scared her straight.
My son used to say when he was little that the spot on top of her head is her "off" button. He used to "push the button" on her head and she'd lay down beside him. Used to crack him up for hours doing that. She'd play along time and time and time again...lol
 

Dana Jean

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My son used to say when he was little that the spot on top of her head is her "off" button. He used to "push the button" on her head and she'd lay down beside him. Used to crack him up for hours doing that. She'd play along time and time and time again...lol
Oh, that's sweet. I love babies. And little boys especially. I have two boys of my own and I watch 2 little boys now. Little boys are just so full of awesome.
 

not_nadine

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No wonder there are so many of them. God, now I am going to be looking at squirrel privates.

My peeing squirrel must have been female. Just dipped. Do males lift leg?

Why am I thinking about squirrel privates and urinary on a Friday night?
Damn you SKMB. ;;D
 
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Dana Jean

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No wonder there are so many of them. God, now I am going to be looking at squirrel privates.

My peeing squirrel must have been female. Just dipped. Do males lift leg?

Why am I thinking about squirrel privates and urinary on a Friday night?
Damn you SKMB. ;;D
:lol:

I think they just squat, not sure about that. Now I'm going to be watching squirrels to catch them peeing. or the other. I have sunk so low.
 

HollyGolightly

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That poor little squirrel is au naturale. One of God's creatures meant to drag his sack on the ground.
:lol:
Well, it wouldn't be a visit to Aunt Holly's house if the girls aren't exposed to shocking things. My sister-in-law, I love her dearly, but she's a different kind of parent than me. So this time, her 10 year told got to learn all about feminine hygiene from my 13 year old and her 7 year old got to see a squirrel with really big nuts. And I think I said the f word more than once. No one was in bed before midnight. They'll have great memories of these sleepovers. And now my SIL doesn't have to explain the facts of life.
 

HollyGolightly

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What's even funnier is our dog Bailey, she's a Feist, a terrier looking breed supposedly known for being able to sniff out moles and groundhogs, runs the other way if she sees the groundhog. Yep, she's quite the guard dog. We're screwed if the groundhog ever decides it's going to storm the place...

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She's adorable! I love that perfect spot!
 

GNTLGNT

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