Dear Mr. King,
I traveled over 4000 miles to see you in Wichita, KS and it was totally worth it. I enjoyed hearing you speak, making the audience laugh and just basically being in the same room with you.
My confession is this....You left your half-full Aquafina water bottle on the podium and well, since I came all that way from California and we are experiencing a drought, I just couldn't let that water go to waste so I took it. Okay, that wasn't the first thing that came to my mind. Actually my husband pointed out that you left your water and well I just had to have it as a weird souvenir of the event. I thought to myself....What would Annie Wilkes do? Please don't assume that I am an Annie Wilkes in training. I assure you I am not, but if you would like the bottle returned to you, I would happily send it back.
Your Constant Reader always,
Karen
I traveled over 4000 miles to see you in Wichita, KS and it was totally worth it. I enjoyed hearing you speak, making the audience laugh and just basically being in the same room with you.
My confession is this....You left your half-full Aquafina water bottle on the podium and well, since I came all that way from California and we are experiencing a drought, I just couldn't let that water go to waste so I took it. Okay, that wasn't the first thing that came to my mind. Actually my husband pointed out that you left your water and well I just had to have it as a weird souvenir of the event. I thought to myself....What would Annie Wilkes do? Please don't assume that I am an Annie Wilkes in training. I assure you I am not, but if you would like the bottle returned to you, I would happily send it back.
Your Constant Reader always,
Karen