Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get an oil change in less than ten minutes

inserts lucky rabbits foot

 

[blunthead]

you get a rabbit saying "WTF!".

inserts an argyle sock.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get a new stylish sock monkey

inserts a chainsaw and an old scary house and crackers

 

[blunthead]

you get firewood and a snack.

inserts a pick.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get a good tooth cleaning

inserts a pinata

 

[blunthead]

you get to beat air.

inserts work.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to beat air.
inserts work.

you get to whistle, sing hi-ho! hi-ho!
inserts the odor of a neglected sachet.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get to whistle, sing hi-ho! hi-ho!
inserts the odor of a neglected sachet.

you get a moldy smelling sock drawer

inserts h2o

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a moldy smelling sock drawer
inserts h2o

you get to wet your whistle and proclaim, that's better than snuff! and not half as dusty!
inserts a lady whose cakes fell out of her evening attire.

 

[Neesy]

you get to wet your whistle and proclaim, that's better than snuff! and not half as dusty!
inserts a lady whose cakes fell out of her evening attire.

You get the old hubby saying: "Dammit, Ethel - stop stealing all the food, you packrat!"

Inserts a large noisy truck driving by the front window on a Thursday morning in July.

 

[blunthead]

you get evicted.

inserts half way.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get a meet'cha in the middle country love song

inserts a peace sign , bell bottoms and an afro

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a meet'cha in the middle country love song
inserts a peace sign , bell bottoms and an afro

You get re-runs of The Mod Squad.
inserts a detective sucking on a lollipop.

 

[blunthead]

you get a shiner.

inserts the King.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a shiner.
inserts the King.

you get the court jester.
inserts a bag full of coconuts and long-anticipated glee.

 

[blunthead]

you get the one book you chose.

inserts elastin.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get to never push me away

inserts a nightmare

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to never push me away
inserts a nightmare

you get to toss & turn, do the rapid eye movement, call out, "little dancing bears!"
inserts a turn.

 

[blunthead]

you get the mother-in-law for a week.

inserts a cup.

 

[Neesy]

you get the mother-in-law for a week.

inserts a cup.

You get a cup of (self rising) flour, a cup of sugar, a cup of fruit, a cup of milk - combine with one stick of butter, melted, to make a cobbler.

Inserts a hunger for something to break your fast.