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you get a dating guide.
inserts a blank display.
you get a tough protein source.
inserts life in prison.
you get chloral hydrate.
inserts depictions of violent weather.
you get to google how to nuke a passel.
inserts a smart robot.
You get a prison escape up north, with the Mounties on your tailyou get to see the swinging Slinky arms, the blinking lights, and the warning DANGER! DANGER! RUN! Walter Oobleck! RUN!
inserts a a guy running out of town, a thin layer of snow on the shoulder of the road...and tracks from yesterday beginning to fill in.
you get to prepare.
inserts a townhouse.
You get a horny toadyou get a bunch of elves singing, our house! is a very very very fine house! with cookies in the yard! life used to be so hard!
inserts something in the bull-rushes, lip-smacking and making basso prof-undo throaty sounds.
you get exhausted by cliches.
inserts piano keys.
You get her in doll size to give to the kiddies, who will dress her up and take her for walks in the carriage.you get to go through the set, trying to figure out which opens the church door.
inserts the standard-issue plastic, pneumatic blonde with wide happy eyes, sun-streaked hair, snub-nose, smiling mouth, overbite, knee-length tee-shirt with big red letters across the substantial breasts, MASCOT