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As long as you bring home the bacon, it's fine
WYSLM if I ate all the Cheetos?
Ewwww yuck, Walter!yes...although I really had my heart set on some snackin.
wyslm if I showed up...late...draggin arse...and I left skid marks all over your new carpet?
Ewwww yuck, Walter!
Does this mean the honeymoon is over?
Yes - keep your pants on! (As long as those skid marks are just mud from your overalls)
WYSLM if I borrowed your Stephen King book collection but forgot to bring it back?
Does it have Magic Eraser properties? Then, yes.
WYSLM if I tied your favorite pillowcase to a pine tree?
yes, but you get to clean it up.
WUSLM if I checked myself into a mental institution in order to find the killer?
yes, but I saw him hippity hopping.
WUSLM if I forgot to caulk yer windows?
yes, put it on Frank's fender everyday, for all I care.
WUSLM if I were not a good-looking guy?