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Beauty Tips (Men)
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...make it a cookie and you gotta deal......I have no shame....
...didn't work out so well for David Carradine did it?....
Apparently, a carrot a day does indeed keep the doctor away.
What?
I had permission!
(lots of you ladies fluttering about today, I better watch my step)
Are you calling me twitterpated? -That's not a beauty tip, Hampshire Man.
Certainly not, I don't even use twitter. I figured you were feeling as high as a kite after your coconut/olive oyl and carrot infusion.
No, high on life, and p.s. it's coconut oil and cocoa butter infusion. Works just like Mounds candies. (Bounty if you're in Europe.)
Cocoa butter? Now you just pulling things out of your.........kitchen cupboard.
"Oh, let's see what we have here.........oh yes Red Vinegar, I'll just tell Out of Order that it makes a great mouthwash and watch him protest and say White Vinegar is better.........."
Have you ever tried a mayonnaise and egg yolk hair moisture mask?
Egg whites for a cheap facial?
Honey, ground almonds, and a little olive oil for a body scrub?
Kosher salt and essential oils for a different kind of body scrub?
Do not scoff at vinegar. It cleans really well. There's a reason why coffee makers tell an owner to periodically clean the system with a solution of vinegar and water - it removes lime deposits and residue from the system. It can also brighten hair color.
I can see my tutorials on these subjects will come in handy.
Egg whites for a cheap facial?
Honey, ground almonds, and a little olive oil for a body scrub?
Kosher salt and essential oils for a different kind of body scrub?
Do not scoff at vinegar. It cleans really well. There's a reason why coffee makers tell an owner to periodically clean the system with a solution of vinegar and water - it removes lime deposits and residue from the system. It can also brighten hair color.
I can see my tutorials on these subjects will come in handy.
But back to coconut oil and botanicals....
...you know that "stuff" your wife massages into her hands at night before she goes to bed? It's either hand cream or lotion, and if you get the right scent, it can act as aromatherapy. Use a lavender-scented cream and you'll fall asleep quickly. Use something with eucalyptus in it and you're awake and bouncing off the walls. Sandalwood? -Aphrodisiac. (You can go buy men's lotions with sandalwood in them. Just sayin'.)
...you know that "stuff" your wife massages into her hands at night before she goes to bed? It's either hand cream or lotion, and if you get the right scent, it can act as aromatherapy. Use a lavender-scented cream and you'll fall asleep quickly. Use something with eucalyptus in it and you're awake and bouncing off the walls. Sandalwood? -Aphrodisiac.
(You can go buy men's lotions with sandalwood in them. Just sayin'.)
Have you ever tried a mayonnaise and egg yolk hair moisture mask?
Egg whites for a cheap facial?
Honey, ground almonds, and a little olive oil for a body scrub?
Kosher salt and essential oils for a different kind of body scrub?
Do not scoff at vinegar. It cleans really well. There's a reason why coffee makers tell an owner to periodically clean the system with a solution of vinegar and water - it removes lime deposits and residue from the system. It can also brighten hair color.
I can see my tutorials on these subjects will come in handy.
You have a full pantry, then?
I prefer the mayo on my sammiches and the eggs on my breakfast plate. Honey is good on my toast and I see you just have to bring up the oils.....sheesh.
Vinegar makes me gag, but I have been thinking about changing my hair..........
...you know that "stuff" your wife massages into her hands at night before she goes to bed? It's either hand cream or lotion, and if you get the right scent, it can act as aromatherapy. Use a lavender-scented cream and you'll fall asleep quickly. Use something with eucalyptus in it and you're awake and bouncing off the walls. Sandalwood? -Aphrodisiac.
Well, NOW we are getting somewhere. I'll check the label.............
I don't believe in eyebrows.
Coconut oils, botanicals, honey, ground almonds, olive oil, mayonnaise and egg yolk hair moisture mask. etc? Jaysus... I think now I have a little inclining as to what morning sickness is all about.
Plucky things aren't they?
Almost sounds like the ingredients for an omelette..........
Just like all the other vestiges of manhood... the ladies have invaded, taken it over, and given it a “woman’s touch.” Never have truer words been spoken in "anything that could bleed for seven days straight and live has got to be evil."
Never have truer words been spoken in "anything that could bleed for seven days straight and live has got to be evil."
Whoa.
Congratulations.
You've just won IGNORED status for that most misogynistic of comments.