Things Mr. King Will Not Do For You......
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Stephen King won't sign my books or read the things I write?
He won't make me pancakes or come visit me some night?
He won't sign my photograph? Just what does Stephen do?
Why would someone even care? I haven't got a clue.
I have got a book he's signed; his signature's a mess.
Makes the thing more precious to a lot of fans, I guess...
But, although it's true that Stephen King was very kind,
Story didn't change a bit because the book was signed.
(Here you are Patricia... If you ask you shall receive;
That's because I've more free time than Stephen, I believe.
He, I hope, is busy writing more for us to read...
Which is where we'd rather have him. Aren't we all agreed?)
Yes.
Stephen King won't sign my books or read the things I write?
He won't make me pancakes or come visit me some night?
He won't sign my photograph? Just what does Stephen do?
Why would someone even care? I haven't got a clue.
I have got a book he's signed; his signature's a mess.
Makes the thing more precious to a lot of fans, I guess...
But, although it's true that Stephen King was very kind,
Story didn't change a bit because the book was signed.
(Here you are Patricia... If you ask you shall receive;
That's because I've more free time than Stephen, I believe.
He, I hope, is busy writing more for us to read...
Which is where we'd rather have him. Aren't we all agreed?)
No, dammit!!! I can't keep up!!!
Stephen King won't sign my books or read the things I write?
He won't make me pancakes or come visit me some night?
He won't sign my photograph? Just what does Stephen do?
Why would someone even care? I haven't got a clue.
I have got a book he's signed; his signature's a mess.
Makes the thing more precious to a lot of fans, I guess...
But, although it's true that Stephen King was very kind,
Story didn't change a bit because the book was signed.
(Here you are Patricia... If you ask you shall receive;
That's because I've more free time than Stephen, I believe.
He, I hope, is busy writing more for us to read...
Which is where we'd rather have him. Aren't we all agreed?)
He will not represent you in court.
He will not tune yer car or piano.
He will not, if yer a New York Yankee, root for you, unless yer opponent is Iran.
He will not help you cheat on an exam.
He will not open a mutual checking account with you.
He will not tune yer car or piano.
He will not, if yer a New York Yankee, root for you, unless yer opponent is Iran.
He will not help you cheat on an exam.
He will not open a mutual checking account with you.
Squeeeeeee! I do not ever squee lightly. Thankee Sai Poet!
Stephen King won't sign my books or read the things I write?
He won't make me pancakes or come visit me some night?
He won't sign my photograph? Just what does Stephen do?
Why would someone even care? I haven't got a clue.
I have got a book he's signed; his signature's a mess.
Makes the thing more precious to a lot of fans, I guess...
But, although it's true that Stephen King was very kind,
Story didn't change a bit because the book was signed.
(Here you are Patricia... If you ask you shall receive;
That's because I've more free time than Stephen, I believe.
He, I hope, is busy writing more for us to read...
Which is where we'd rather have him. Aren't we all agreed?)
He will not read me a story before bed. Dammit.
So when did he stop doing all these things? Good thing I got them when I did...
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Of course he will... you just have to choose the right audiobook.
I think Tabithas voice is lovely. Was listening to something and she read one of the stories, I like her voice.Of course he will... you just have to choose the right audiobook.
...I already offered!...but noooooo, you gotsta hold out for HIM....harummph!...
...he'll do anything for me....but he won't do THAT....
Except he might.... at least in that playground in your mind.
I got my two snow-blowers out of the storage shed...got 'em running, set 'em up by the overhead door, wrapped the apple trees in orange plastic fencing, put away the siding break and the saw benches, put away a couple chairs and the grill on the deck...so Mr. King can cross those chores off the list he won't have to do. I wonder if he can make it not snow but just a little bit for Christmas?
I Love having my piggies rubbed......I already offered!...but noooooo, you gotsta hold out for HIM....harummph!...
He will not hybridize a tea rose for you.
He will not prevent yer bass drum from sliding across the stage.
He will not give you Botox treatments.
He will not act like Frankenstein at yer kid's birthday party.
He will not test yer cheese.
He will not prevent yer bass drum from sliding across the stage.
He will not give you Botox treatments.
He will not act like Frankenstein at yer kid's birthday party.
He will not test yer cheese.
Of course he will... you just have to choose the right audiobook.
Hahaha!! That made me laugh out loud! Now I want to buy one of his books for my MP3 player.....
