No need for him to clean my ears out with soap! (and peroxide) My wife did that the other day...I think she enjoys the challenge I present her with. Wonder if Stephen King will be forlorn? (Happy Thanksgiving! 
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)Things Mr. King Will Not Do For You......
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Sorry about the beans thing for the non-horse folks....I should of issued a warning. Just something that has to be done. I usually talk my wife into doing it since I don't like to handle the appendages of others
He will not buy liquor for you.
He will not grade yer exam on the curve.
He will not let you get away with murder.
He will not deceptively compliment you on yer attire.
He will not force you or anyone to listen to Celine Dion for longer than a few minutes at a time.
He will not grade yer exam on the curve.
He will not let you get away with murder.
He will not deceptively compliment you on yer attire.
He will not force you or anyone to listen to Celine Dion for longer than a few minutes at a time.
Yeah I get all this, but will he do my Christmas shopping for me? I mean, I'm kind of busy what with work and all, after all, I've bought nearly all his books, sure he could do this one thing for me?? 
He's making a list...
He'd better not be checkin' if I've been naughty or nice....
He will never ask you to believe that, all things considered, at a given point in their history The Beatles weren't arguably better than the Rock Bottom Remainders.
He will not arbitrarily enforce any law preventing your purchase of electronics.
He will not send you to Siberia.
He will not steal your jewelry, and then be a witness on your behalf against the insurance company covering such.
He will not attempt to decipher the language(s) you speak when you're completely hammered, unless he's left his cell phone at home.
He will not arbitrarily enforce any law preventing your purchase of electronics.
He will not send you to Siberia.
He will not steal your jewelry, and then be a witness on your behalf against the insurance company covering such.
He will not attempt to decipher the language(s) you speak when you're completely hammered, unless he's left his cell phone at home.
I doubt he'll ever shave yer anything, especially as long as you insist on talking like a pussy.Will he shave my puss-puss?
Nothing wrong with alittle baby talk now and then....
And, little bit o' trivia- 'puss-puss' is how one says 'kiss-kiss' in whatever nationality Alexander Skarsgaard (Skandinavian?) is (see extended version of Lady Gaga's 'Paparazzi' video (you'll also learn how to say the 'C' word,too, but I despise that one so won't even use it in here....)
Thanks, Bluntie, when I first read the un-edited version I thought you were being a mite snarky!Please see revised version.
All is good, all is good!!
I'm not a snark.Thanks, Bluntie, when I first read the un-edited version I thought you were being a mite snarky!
Ha ha ha ha ha ... Crusty conversation ..he he
(One word, Deej: "smegma")
